"Good work! Cutting the fingers off your glove-like things is the first small step towards first level Arsenal sartorial idiocy. Allow me to demonstrate Level 2"
Ok so, Ben, you're saying that we have to dress up in fancy dress one day each week? With a different theme every week, & it's 'Ali Baba & the Forty Thieves' this week? Can't I just stick with the tracksuit, I've put in so much effort to get it?