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[Biscuit]

thanks to yorkie

 

[Beach Hut]

"Sign Alexis Nicolas or else "

 

[Braders]

"Iwelumo , how many more times , YOUR NOT COMING BACK"

 

[Biscuit]

Undercover cop given away by apperance of baton.

 

[Kev the Ape]

give me some money please we are skint madam.

 

[Gazwag]

I've done this one already

MM is saying "for god's sake Charlie take the stupid wig off"

 

[Yorkie]

My Granny can play better than you

 

[Lush]

(Granny to MM) "I told you. You'll catch your death without your thermal vest on."

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

mm 'david i told you to bugger off!'

 

[Donny Osmond]

Fancy a roasting.
sorry

 

[Braders]

" no leon you can't have the day off tomorrow"

 

[Kev the Ape]

old lady- does wayne rooney play for you?? mm- no madam this is brighton and hove albion fc not man utd sorry.

 

[On the Left Wing]

You can wipe that smug grin off your face Mark, you're still grounded for sneaking off to the beach without telling me

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

'dean i think we have found out targetman! tell mickey thanks but not thanks for trev'

 

[Kev the Ape]

old lady- lets get this party started, drinking pints of whisky mark mcghee.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

woman 'leon you should eat lots of veg and then youll look like this fine specimen of a man'

leon 'ohh for fooks sake mam, thats the gaff innit, your so embarrasin'

 

[Braders]

"stick i'll give you stick in a minute"

 

[Gazwag]

woman 'leon you should eat lots of veg and then youll look like this fine specimen of a man'

leon 'ohh for fooks sake mam, thats the gaff innit, your so embarrasin'

Where is Leon in the photo then ?

 

[wadhurstseagull]

If I look kinda casual someone might think I play for The Abion.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Where is Leon in the photo then ?

he is on his mums left....so out the picture...obviously!!!!