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[Marc1901]

 

[Fungus]

I should have stayed with the big club.

 

[backson]

My eyes are closed, and I'm wearing a suit with a puffer jacket

... and I'd STILL take a better penalty than that lot

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

FFS Zaha , its all your fault.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

What would Fergie do if he had this team................?

Retire!!! the red nose C*** has stitched me up!

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Why is Sergio Aguero in the United dugout?

 

[Kazenga <3]

David Moyes' frustration is evident as United slide to another defeat.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I've just heard that Mata has done a U turn on the M6.

 

[BN9 BHA]

If I close my eyes maybe I will wake up at Everton.

 

[catfish]

I knew I should have signed Ashley Barnes.

 

[StonehamPark]

...whilst clicking his heels three times and repeating...
"There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home."

 

[LadySeagull]

Then he stepped out of the shower and found it had all been a dream...

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Moyes sighes with relief after being eliminated by Sunderland and mutters....'At least i won't have to suffer the embarressment of watching us lose heavily to one of our main league rivals now' to which his assistant replies.... 'but West Ham lost last night'