- Jul 7, 2003
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According to our version of NSC, Matthew Simmons (the bloke kicked by Cantona) was a Cottager, not an Eagle:http://www.friendsoffulham.com/f_fans.php?fans=Others
Palace quite often use that one when they want to distance themselves from that cretin, to be fair. He must have been a Palace fan though: as nobody ever goes to Selhurst Park just to watch Big Teams, no. They're all die-hard, lifelong, dedicated Eagles there, don't you know? No fly-by-night, glory seeking, dare-we-say "plastic" supporters just in town because Man United are there, absolutely not. I know it might look like several of the people you see around Matthew Simmons in most of the Cantona photos are wearing United scarves or shirts, but don't worry. It's just an optical illusion, & they're really massive Palace fans.