[Football] Cantona - wonderfully loopy

[Normal Rob]

yet another reason to like the eccentric football genius...

 

[Dick Head]

He is the coolest man in football.

 

[Triggaaar]

When he finished, they cut to the audience, and the man in the centre at the bottom shared my feelings about the speech.

 

[Originunknown]

There are political undertones here.

He is also absolutely mental.

Love it.

 

[A1X]

To be fair, if there's one ex-footballer you probably shouldn't ask "what's on your mind", it's probably Cantona...

EDIT - Possibly David Icke

 

[vegster]

He is the coolest man in football.

Apart from the time when he exploded.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

If you want to know what goes on in his head - go to a small room, put ten portable radios on a table, all tuned to different channels, line them all up neatly next to each other, and turn them up loud...

Love him for it, though. You can never call him boring....

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Apart from the time when he exploded.

We’ll forgive him that one surely!

 

[Chicken Run]

If you want to know what goes on in his head - go to a small room, put ten portable radios on a table, all tuned to different channels, line them all up neatly next to each other, and turn them up loud...

Love him for it, though. You can never call him boring....

It’s interesting, akin to you and I being shown cards with strange images and being asked what we see, I see an absolute cluster smuk spouting drivel and a load of people nervously applauding him, I bet he gets home and laughs with his Mrs that he’s pulled it off again.

 

[el punal]

I thought our Eric was explaining VAR.

 

[The Clamp]

Ha, He's done it again. Isn't he ageing fantastically. Brilliant man.

 

[Eeyore]

Never forget the seagulls and trawlers.

And how some folk didn't understand the simple metaphor.

And how some don't seem to understand the point he is making now. Albeit a strange stage to make it.

 

[Normal Rob]

Never forget the seagulls and trawlers.

And how some folk didn't understand the simple metaphor.

And how some don't seem to understand the point he is making now. Albeit a strange stage to make it.

i think people do get the point he is making, it's just, frankly, a bloody bizarre way of doing it. That's why it's great.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

What a hero. Clearly taking the piss out of the ridiculous, pompous, self congratulation that is any UEFA/FIFA event. Legend.

 

[Bry Nylon]

...

 

[schmunk]

...

Is that the actual trawler...?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Is that the actual trawler...?

Yes. Yes, it is.

 

[Palacefinder General]

Apart from the time when he exploded.

 

[zefarelly]

There's more to the man than the whole of Euefa adf Fifa put together.

 

[Sussexscots]

Brilliant. Quoting from 'King Lear' and turning it into a political pop.

Nuttier than Chinese Chicken Salad. But Football and life would be so much more bland without him.