Can't we sign a Speed Merchant?

[Cowfold Seagull]

Usain Bolt fancies a career in football once he hangs up the running shoes, think he comes under the term "speed merchant". Problem solved.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....lt-footballer-sprinting-Borussia-Dortmund/amp

He only wants to play for Manchester United though.

 

[Simster]

Ah some tiresome, nonsensical "speed merchant" bollocks from the board's very own Roger Irrelevant.


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[Guinness Boy]

 

[Arthur]

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*******! I was just about to post this....

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Great minds and all that......hmmmmmm

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

He only wants to play for Manchester United though.

A year or two with us scoring a shed load, and then a £50million move to United will be all his. Win win.

 

[Nathan]

This guy?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

It would be highly inappropriate to sign a drug dealer.

Unless he can play left-back obviously

 

[Peter Grummit]

Elvis is fast.

I rest my rebuttal.

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[junior]

CMS?

 

[Biscuit]

This guy?


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[hans kraay fan club]

Usain Bolt fancies a career in football once he hangs up the running shoes, think he comes under the term "speed merchant". Problem solved.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....lt-footballer-sprinting-Borussia-Dortmund/amp

Sadly, I know for a fact, after (genuinely) enjoying a kick-about with him, that he is RUBBISH.

 

[seagully]

Sadly not. Just a Judas with a rhino hide. Whether he thinks his "expert scouting" will repay the club the tens of thousands he cost them when they could least afford it, I don't know.

They say it takes a big man to forgive and forget. I am comfortable not being a big man in this case.

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[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Sadly, I know for a fact, after (genuinely) enjoying a kick-about with him, that he is RUBBISH.

But he's QUICK, surely that's all that matters as far as [MENTION=153]perseus[/MENTION] is concerned.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

But he's QUICK, surely that's all that matters as far as [MENTION=153]perseus[/MENTION] is concerned.

He is undeniably QUICK.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

He is undeniably QUICK.

He's getting on a bit, so has probably lost a yard of his pace

 

[Rod Marsh]

This thread can't be allowed to continue without a mention of Will Buckley

Buckley and Vicente two of my favourite players at the Amex. Perfect combination, someone that can run in behind a defence and someone that can play the right pass to find him.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Peter Vardy, Phil McHunt, Abou Diaby and Bill Wuckley leading the line next season in a 4-2-4, you know it makes sense.

 

[Icy Gull]

NSC is a cruel place sometimes but I confess I'd like to know how Perseus has cost the club a fortune. I know he had an agenda with trying to get the club to build the stadium in Penge but I would like to hear the juicy details of costing the club money? Is this fact or NSC folklore?

Oh and can we have a speed merchant who can actually take the ball with him rather than overrun it in Mark Gall styleee. I imagine Usain Bolt would take this to a new level.

 

[Flying Farrier]

Signing anyone that is going to make any real difference to the starting eleven is unlikely.....nearly all the promoted teams have to make do with what have in the first couple of seasons apart a few signings from the Championship and the more obscure foreign leagues.....so Chris Hughton is going to have find a way of not just surviving but becoming an established PL side with pretty much the squad he has....quite a challenge for him!