Can you turn your eyelids inside out?

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

It's wrongness.

And if you've never tried it, do so now.

 

[sam86]

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Was just talking about eyelids with a mate - apparently the Japs in WW2 used to cut some POW's clean off

 

[tonymgc]

No why would you want to & what would make you want to try it. Hardly the height of excitement the inside of your eyelids

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

No why would you want to & what would make you want to try it. Hardly the height of excitement the inside of your eyelids

Not as exciting as you splitting my shorts open

 

[tonymgc]

Not as exciting as you splitting my shorts open

While trying to hump your mate at Staines station

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

uhhhhhhhhh yeah

you like that? huh?

you want my spermcandy?

 

[tonymgc]

Uuuuuuuh yeah
Stick it in my poop hole
oh yeah oh yeah thats the shit

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Uuuuuuuh yeah
Stick it in my poop hole
oh yeah oh yeah thats the shit

Do you reckon your neighbours in that hotel wondered what was going on Sat night?

 

[tonymgc]

Do you reckon your neighbours in that hotel wondered what was going on Sat night?

It was the cleaners the following morning who probably wondered more. But working in the hotel industry they'd probably seen empty KY tubes & blood stains before

 

[Stoo82]

Sorry.

*steps out backwards very slowly, never turning away from you*

 

[Marc]

you want my spermcandy?

hahaha thats funny

 

[Sam Ovett]

I can do it, yay. Feel special.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

Oi Danny Boy, I can do it.

What's my prize?

 

[Acker79]

Get it done whenever I get a contact lens check up, but never do myself. There was a kid at school who used to do that.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Oi Danny Boy, I can do it.

What's my prize?

You get to live.

 

[defrocked priest]

Ow f*** that was painful, now my eyelids are stuck like this.


*note to self,never attempt a Danny Seagull experiment*