Can you prove you are a Brightonian in five words?

[Dick Head]

late night at The Aqua
Sherrys was a real dump
Mr Hoddell - probably dead now
That brutalist Churchill Square sculpture
Roller skating on the Aquarium
Thinking Jenkinson's was quite cool
Riding Brighton Corporation blue buses
King Alfred salt water pool

I got caned by Hickman.

 

[jimbob5]

Born Maternity Hospital Gloucester Road

Yes I wanted to have a chat with you about that Paskman. You'd better sit down.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Wonder Bar roast one pound.

The Wonder Bar made the Dials Café look upmarket; quite an achievement.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Joke Shop St James Street

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Red Rat Records Sydney Street

 

[Paskman]

Yes I wanted to have a chat with you about that Paskman. You'd better sit down.

[emoji15]

 

[Buzzer]

Your dad, Dukes Mound. 1997

 

[Dick Head]

Joke Shop St James Street

And Woolf Bros music shop.

 

[wardy wonder land]

greyhound pub post ABC film

 

[cardboard]

The toilets under Brighton Station
Normans family warehouse in hove
The back entrance to woolworths

 

[sydney]

bloke twisting glass in window
watching fast cars in rain
throwing up in carvers arms
bar billiards at the hikers
off my tits at escape

 

[Eeyore]

Uncle Sams is simply scrumptious

 

[Johnny Byrne superstar]

Hands off our Lewis Dunk.

 

[Nibble]

The Wonder Bar made the Dials Café look upmarket; quite an achievement.

My god it was rough. I quickly learned that the only edible thing in there was tea and toast, maybe a fried egg. The meat was just vile, turkey roll or those odd sausages that go really hard on the outside and sofy, pulpy factory sweeping "meat" on the inside.

Oh tell a lie, the omelette and chips was good.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Yes, Saltdean is in Brighton.

 

[martin tyler]

And Shoooooooot the palace scum

 

[fat old seagull]

Coffee 6d 'Whisky Go Go' !

 

[chaileyjem]

Uncles Sams home made chilli sauce.

 

[fat old seagull]

Your Mum (grandma) under Palace Pier!

 

[Greyrun]

Bellmans record shop and store
Leadbellys New Road
Scandinavian coffee bar