The simple answer is if you dont like The Sun just ignore everything related to the biggest selling daily in the country by a long way. I think this is down a lot to snobbery and people feel they shouldnt read anything related to The Sun. When it starts again I will read striker.
Wouldn't you prefer left back rather than striker? It's a more high brow comic strip which looks at the more mundane life of a number 3.
Cracking story lines so far include:-
Him passing the ball successfully eight times in a row to his centre back and coming joint 4th for pass completion stats.
The infamous row with his manager when 'left back' shouted what gives? As he received a tongue lashing for overlapping in the 93rd minute when they were 3-2 up.
The time when he forced a decent save from the keeper after shooting from 25 yards
And finally when he was set to take a direct free kick but left it for the number 9.