Can someone explain this joke to me

[Artois]

A blond decides that she needs to go shopping.

As she buys 8 bottles of hair spray the man behind her asks "Why buy that much hair spray?".

She said "Your right it will go bad, but I hear it stays good for a week after it goes bad".


What the f***?

 

[Cian]

Thats a German joke, definately. Either that or its the wrong punchline.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Did Kev the Ape tell you that joke?

*spack*

 

[Biscuit]

She said "Your right it will go bad, but I hear it stays good for a week after it goes bad".


Maybe she is saying she couldn't possibly get through that much haiur spray so it will go bad. However once applied it'll last for a week afterwards?

Not really sure. Pretty shit. Not exactly 'funny' is it.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

It's a joke, right?

Your mate tells it to you.

You laugh.

Right?



































































You blonde.


Innit.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

I translated it from English to German, back to English, then to French, then back to English. Is it any better now?

A blond one decides that it must go commercial.

While it buys 8 bottles of the hair, you inject ask the purchase the man behind him « why, that the a lot of squirts hair ».

It said that « your right that will go it poorly but I hear, that there remains good for a week, after him goes poorly ».

 

[Artois]

I translated it from English to German, back to English, then to French, then back to English. Is it any better now?

A blond one decides that it must go commercial.

While it buys 8 bottles of the hair, you inject ask the purchase the man behind him « why, that the a lot of squirts hair ».

It said that « your right that will go it poorly but I hear, that there remains good for a week, after him goes poorly ».

 

[Soton Seagull]

If blind people had pointier sticks, would there be less rubbish on the streets?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

 

[Hungry Joe]

I translated it from English to German, back to English, then to French, then back to English. Is it any better now?

A blond one decides that it must go commercial.

While it buys 8 bottles of the hair, you inject ask the purchase the man behind him « why, that the a lot of squirts hair ».

It said that « your right that will go it poorly but I hear, that there remains good for a week, after him goes poorly ».

I like that version and admire the thought that Biscuit put into his analysis. Good work both.

PS; how do you reply quoting two different people on one post?, I can't work that bit out.

 

[Bob!]

how do you reply quoting two different people on one post?, I can't work that bit out.

open two windows

reply to each

cut & paste

 

[Scarface]

If blind people had pointier sticks, would there be less rubbish on the streets?

Now THAT is funny!

 

[Hungry Joe]

open two windows

reply to each

cut & paste

Thank you.

 

[CHAPPERS]

A drum kit falls off a cliff















BUR DUM TSCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!