Can somebody explain

[Hazwaz]

How are we supposed to blow up 20 ballons each,rip up an old argus(remembering to shout argus when the seller walked round the Goldstone),whilst also luzzing copius amount of bog paper etc.keep singing in time with the soprano,waving a flag,holding a bumper program and another for a friend who can't make it .Clapping every hero that walks onto the pitch and proudly wearing our badge.Bowing to one of the greatest Managers we have ever had .All of this while being totally wasted drinking all day?

 

[Telboy]

Easy

 

[Mayonaise]

Just give it ya best shot

 

[AmexRuislip]

How are we supposed to blow up 20 ballons each,rip up an old argus(remembering to shout argus when the seller walked round the Goldstone),whilst also luzzing copius amount of bog paper etc.keep singing in time with the soprano,waving a flag,holding a bumper program and another for a friend who can't make it .Clapping every hero that walks onto the pitch and proudly wearing our badge.Bowing to one of the greatest Managers we have ever had .All of this while being totally wasted drinking all day?

Multi tasking not your strong point then?

 

[Tarpon]

How are we supposed to blow up 20 ballons each,rip up an old argus(remembering to shout argus when the seller walked round the Goldstone),whilst also luzzing copius amount of bog paper etc.keep singing in time with the soprano,waving a flag,holding a bumper program and another for a friend who can't make it .Clapping every hero that walks onto the pitch and proudly wearing our badge.Bowing to one of the greatest Managers we have ever had .All of this while being totally wasted drinking all day?

If you manage the last one you'll be considerably less anxious about the others. Good luck.

 

[Hazwaz]

Thankyou for the encouragement everybody,just off to weatherspoons now,see you all at the game

 

[Lethargic]

If you do them in reverse order its a lot easy or you wont really care. My approach is these are the reasons I bring my boy time for him to put on some effort.

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[Surrey Phil]

Just don't throw the bog roll and shredded argus with the same hand your pint is in!!!

 

[Official Old Man]

Bring a female. She can do the first 7 things and you the last.

 

[Surf's Up]

I'm taking 6 toilet rolls into the ground but sending them into a controlled orbit and then an accurate downward trajectory when I will have drunk the amount I am inevitably going to drink could prove problematic.

 

[Everest]

I'm taking 6 toilet rolls into the ground but sending them into a controlled orbit and then an accurate downward trajectory when I will have drunk the amount I am inevitably going to drink could prove problematic.

and you'll probably forget to take them out the packet first

 

[el punal]

How are we supposed to blow up 20 ballons each,rip up an old argus(remembering to shout argus when the seller walked round the Goldstone),whilst also luzzing copius amount of bog paper etc.keep singing in time with the soprano,waving a flag,holding a bumper program and another for a friend who can't make it .Clapping every hero that walks onto the pitch and proudly wearing our badge.Bowing to one of the greatest Managers we have ever had .All of this while being totally wasted drinking all day?

You will rise to the occasion.