Can I be the first to say

[Napper]

put your clocks back this saturday night .


Extra hour in bed

Leaving work in the dark

Lighter mornings

 

[Robot Chicken]

Is it that time already? Bloody sod it.

Fcuking hate it when the clocks go back.

Hope that bill in Parliament passes so we don't suffer early evenings as we do now.

 

[ali jenkins]

EXTRA hour clubbing!

 

[surrey jim]

EXTRA hour clubbing!

cant afford clubbing and huddersfield

 

[algie]

cant afford clubbing and huddersfield

Football comes first Jim

 

[surrey jim]

Football comes first Jim

indeed it does, you still driving up and me driving back

 

[NMH]

Isn't the clock a FIXTURE ?

 

[Freddo]

Isn't the clock a FIXTURE ?

pardon me for being so bloody ignorant but what is this banter about FIXTURES? i dont get it, some1 help me out or should i be shunned for eternity for being so clueless?

 

[algie]

indeed it does, you still driving up and me driving back

Oh yes

Why has it changed?

 

[Bry Nylon]

put your clocks back this saturday night /B]

Excellent!!

I still haven't got around to putting my clocks FORWARD so they will finally be correct again

Why don't we just split the difference, change our clocks by 30 mins and just be done with it for good?

 

[NMH]

pardon me for being so bloody ignorant but what is this banter about FIXTURES? i dont get it, some1 help me out or should i be shunned for eternity for being so clueless?

It's ok Freddo, it's nothing more than a cliquey expression that has ran on NSC eversince there has been a clique. I believe it means that the thread has referred to an article on a wall, or part of a bathroom or kitchen for example. Y'know, like if someone mentions a toilet-roll holder, someone has to say 'FIXTURES'.

Try it sometime, you'll find it gives a certain...release.

 

[Freddo]

It's ok Freddo, it's nothing more than a cliquey expression that has ran on NSC eversince there has been a clique. I believe it means that the thread has referred to an article on a wall, or part of a bathroom or kitchen for example. Y'know, like if someone mentions a toilet-roll holder, someone has to say 'FIXTURES'.

Try it sometime, you'll find it gives a certain...release.

cheers nmh

 

[ezmally]

Nice one Freddo, didnt have the balls to ask myself.

 

[Billy the Fish]

EXTRA hour clubbing!

That is GREAT news. going to westfest on saturday, one more hour raving

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Always makes me think of that clip of Jimmy Hill fluffing his lines at the end of one Match of the Day and reminding viewers: "Don't forget to put your cocks back."

Spare a thought for the night shift workers who'll be at it for an extra hour, mind.

 

[Woodchip]

pardon me for being so bloody ignorant but what is this banter about FIXTURES? i dont get it, some1 help me out or should i be shunned for eternity for being so clueless?

Or the truth is that Fixtures, Kanchelskis, etc... all mean the same thing.

"Hasn't this thread been about before?" It comes from the off-season when everyone is asking "When are the FIXTURES out?" about 100000000000000000 times a day (some over estimation may occur).

Hope this helps,
NSC Dictionary Corner

 

[NMH]

Don't believe Woodchip, it's really about coat-hooks, shower-curtains, radiators.

FIXTURES!

 

[cardboard]

 

[Moshe Gariani]

No I'm sorry, there isn't time...

 

[Basil Fawlty]

After the blackout what happened yesterday, my mum has set all the clocks back two days early.

Woke up at 6:30 today, looked at the cooker clock and saw 5:30.

Bloody weird.