Can anyone here speak "Scouse?"

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Some scouser is having a go at me via Facebook, I like a good argument but I have no idea what she just said, anyone care to translate?

u go bend ova for ya darr ya lill puntarr bail it now n.

Thanks in advance.

 

[KneeOn]

(thought i'd get that out of the way)

And no, i got to bend over for your dad you and then it lost me.

 

[Freddo]

...you little punter stop it now?

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Thank you, the next little gem...

ha surrup ya get wiggass of puntars n ya get figgerd byy ya mar n ya a mouther 4 ya bestest n ya wiggle 4 ya bro . n ya r wishpedd 2 fukk . so bail it ya puntaaa

 

[GYM]

Sounds more Welsh to me but can only really translate the first half.

 

[Braders]

hah , shut up you get fingered by punters and get fingered by your mum and brother and get whipped to f*** by them

so leave it now

 

[KneeOn]

Ha, shut up, you get your bum filled by punters, and you get fingered by your mum and you are a mouther?... Okay i'm lost.

It ends in shut it you punter.

 

[Gwylan]

You've certainly been subjected to a fearful amount of childhood abuse

 

[GYM]

Thank you, the next little gem...

WTF are you sure there isn't actually something wrong with her effecting her ability to spell.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

She really dislikes me, I don't even know what I did to annoy her.

She called me a "wooly C*nt" & a "Ninja Nig*a"

 

[phoenix]

It Says Calm down,calm down,calm down.

 

[Gwylan]

She really dislikes me, I don't even know what I did to annoy her.

She called me a "wooly C*nt" & a "Ninja Nig*a"

Those are terms of endearment in Liverpool.

Before you know it, you'll be walking hand-in-hand to the Social together.

 

[Del Boy]

How old is she? has she slept with Gerrard?

 

[skipper734]

Are you sure she's from the Liverpool that's in the northern part of the country we live in?

 

[Bean]

Thank you, the next little gem...

That's surely a joke...

 

[GYM]

If she is being abusive just report her every time and get her kicked off facebook.

Sounds more like the kind of person whouold feel more at home on fuckbook anyway

 

[Jookbeard Eagle]

WTF are wabs?

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

How old is she? has she slept with Gerrard?

15, one year younger than me. I think my English is pretty weak and then I read what she puts. It makes me feel better!

Are you sure she's from the Liverpool that's in the northern part of the country we live in?

Yes, her info box...

Current location:
Liverpool, United Kingdom
Hometown:
Liverpool, United Kingdom​

That's surely a joke...

I wish it was.

 

[happypig]

it means "dey do dat don't dey dey do"

 

[Braders]

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