Can anyone help me find a new home for my cat? :(

[hitony]

How do they taste, and...... recipes??

I did laugh when i read this...................only because i read your signiture

 

[Wilko]

Got a spare bin liner if you dont get rid of it.

Is the bin liner to put over your mums ugly face when I shag her then?

 

[wehatepalace]

Is the bin liner to put over your mums ugly face when I shag her then?

 

[glasfryn]

 

[Lady Whistledown]

No no, get a dog

The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. A man's dog stands by him in prosperity and poverty, in health and in sickness.

Does he arse.

There's a programme on daytime TV occasionally (I know, I know) with that bald no-neck bloke who was on Strictly Come Dancing, where former burglars "break in" to people's houses to prove how insecure they are, while the smug owners watch, increasingly horrified, on CCTV from the studio.

One burglar easily got in through the bedroom window, to the family's surprise.

"He'll have a shock when he gets downstairs" said the man of the house. "Our family dog will have him, no trouble".

Said 'burglar' ambles downstairs, and goes into the lounge where the dog is sitting on the sofa. The confused mutt does nothing but hang his tongue out.

"Don't worry", said the owner. "He'll bark the place down in a minute, that'll put the crook off".

Dog remains silent.

Then, not only does the dog not "have" the burglar, not only does he fail to even bark at an intruder in the family home, but he then happily allows the thief to feed him a biscuit, and attach a lead to his collar, before bouncing out of the front door and off down the road with Britain's Most Wanted, tail wagging all the while.

It was worth sitting through the entire show just to see the look on the family's faces as Rover ignored years of devotion and followed his two overwhelming natural instincts: (1) to go walkies and (2) to follow the food.

Loyal, my arse, stupid creatures just go to whoever feeds them.

 

[Yorkie]

One of my cats think she's a dog. She comes when called and is quite obedient.

 

[csider]

Is the bin liner to put over your mums ugly face when I shag her then?

She died a month ago.