- Jul 7, 2003
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Can anyone help Martin Allen?
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Fef
Rock God.
- Feb 21, 2009
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Good grief!
7:18
Brighton & Hove Albion
of course its not allowed, but...buy a whistle?
Da Man Clay
T'Blades
- Dec 16, 2004
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Isnt he the manager who asked for a fan to put him and his dog up at their house as lodgers during the season? He's clearly a bit mad.
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
He really is unamusing. Stick to managing teams.
- Jul 7, 2003
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- #7
...or pissing off and leaving them in the relegation mire, two weeks after joining them.
- Jul 7, 2003
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- #10
I doubt it, Notts County's website is full of similarly bizarre (or, if you prefer, attention seeking) updates from and about Allen.
I strongly suspect he's a bit of a tool.
Seagull on the wing
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Tell him to go on a diet of bird seed,worked wonders for my Nans parrot!
Surrey Seagull
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He should buy 1 of those old policeman whistles, do they still have them?
The Sock of Poskett
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- Jun 12, 2009
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Where's Jiminy Cricket when you need him? 
bathseagull
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He's somewhere between tool and genius. Much of what he does is designed to get a reaction, either to produce a performance or to deflect attention from his players. I quite like him, his blog is usually quite a good read too http://martinallenssundaysermon.wordpress.com/
I bet him a few weeks back at Gatwick airport. Real nice guy who was happy to chat.
Seagull kimchi
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You type like you have a cold?
Or did you really place a wager using Martin Allen as the stake, if so what were you hoping to win? An Arse Wenger and a couple of Gus Poyets?
jesus christ, who smiles like that when a pair of glasses gets put on them? his expression is like he hasnt seen out of his eyes for years