Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I've got a Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle in my desk drawer here at work. Its been there a while, but I quite fancy it now - except I've just noticed its got a 'best before' date of September 08 printed on the side.
Surely this freeze-dried GUNK lasts pretty much forever dunnit ? I'm a bit of a MAVERICK though, so I'll probably just add the boiling water and risk all by devouring its noodley goodness anyway, regardless of any advice I might receive on these pages. I will report back with any adverse bowel contractions that may result, but I'm actually pretty confident of pulling this thing off with no unpleasant side effects (apart from the stinky breath and bits of sweetcorn stuck in the front teeth).
'Best Before date' ? - I LAUGH in your general direction.
'Food Poisoning' ? - I drop ICECUBES down the front of your vest
Surely this freeze-dried GUNK lasts pretty much forever dunnit ? I'm a bit of a MAVERICK though, so I'll probably just add the boiling water and risk all by devouring its noodley goodness anyway, regardless of any advice I might receive on these pages. I will report back with any adverse bowel contractions that may result, but I'm actually pretty confident of pulling this thing off with no unpleasant side effects (apart from the stinky breath and bits of sweetcorn stuck in the front teeth).
'Best Before date' ? - I LAUGH in your general direction.
'Food Poisoning' ? - I drop ICECUBES down the front of your vest