Calling someone a cu*t without them knowing it...

[Tricky Dicky]

one of my workmates was getting a bollocking off the boss and said"if I called you a c*nt would i face disciplinary action", " yes" said the boss."but you cant stop me from thinking it though" said my mate."no" said the boss."in that case i think you're a c*nt" said my mate

The old ones are the best. I last heard that 20 years ago.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

one of my workmates was getting a bollocking off the boss and said"if I called you a c*nt would i face disciplinary action", " yes" said the boss."but you cant stop me from thinking it though" said my mate."no" said the boss."in that case i think you're a c*nt" said my mate

I think there may be a preservation order on that joke, circa 1970s

 

[fire&skill]

Aunt. Predictive text.

 

[Dr NBC]

James Blunt

 

[Brightonia]

We have a girl who we work with who we call Thrush, because she's an irritating ****!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

You know, I read this and didn't believe it - not something I've ever heard (the meaning, not the word), but I've checked and it's absolutely right. Blimey.

Which is strange as the county is pronounced "Bark".

 

[Dr NBC]

I thought it was Berkeley Hunt and not Berkshire Hunt. That would make more sense, no?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Call them a 'berk', short for 'berkshire hunt'
i could never understand when i was a kid, why my dad didnt like me calling anyone a 'berk'.

Top call there Don! It SHIRLEY dosn't get more straightforward than that.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

While disagreeing with a colleague once over something, he says he has seen me on TV. I say I've never been on TV, to which he replies, 'Yes you have. Interference...'