Calling in sick tomorrow; Tips and tricks.

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

'I've got a poorly bum' doesn't usually raise too many eyebrows/lines of questioning.

Has anyone got anything more substantial for the less creative among us?

Ps, if Barry from HR is reading this, I'm asking for a friend.

 

[Stoo82]

Womens problems

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Womens problems

Most of them are

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Tip and Tricks,

Can I start with pull yourself together and man up.

 

[dazzer6666]

Boss just texted me and said 'congrats, don't expect to see you in tomorrow'

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Most of them are

I actually saw a woman today on her bike and she overtook a man cyclist, over a mini roundabout on the wrong side of the road.
They don't help themselves do they.

 

[Madafwo]

Suck it up buttercup and just go in horrifically hungover. Or start work at 2200 tomorrow so you've got plenty of time to sober up, works for me.

 

[sparkie]

Get in 2 hours early so you can be hungover in private and then leave 2 hours early to compensate

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

I would imagine that food poisoning is a solid choice, allows for a few days if needed and enough people have had it to feel sympathy.

Or raging toothache, no-one would doubt someone who says they've got an awful abcess...would they?!

 

[Hampster Gull]

Red light if you take a sickie straight after a bank holiday weekend. Man up and enjoy the banter when your there

 

[spongy]

I'm going in drunk. I don't care. I only have a £500k machine to run and a 2 ton forklift to drive. One a scale of 1-10 I have zero ****s to give. I shall probably care a bit more on day 2 of the hangover.

 

[hart's shirt]

"I've been celebrating the Albion's promotion all day and all night. I hope you understand why I won't be in today. I look forward to seeing you tomorrow."

 

[beorhthelm]

I would imagine that food poisoning is a solid choice, allows for a few days if needed and enough people have had it to feel sympathy.

And is technically true as alcohol is a form of foodstuff!

 

[East Preston Gull]

" Sorry, but my van has broken down and I won't be able to make it today"

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[The Brighton Ace]

'I've got a poorly bum' doesn't usually raise too many eyebrows/lines of questioning.

Has anyone got anything more substantial for the less creative among us?

Ps, if Barry from HR is reading this, I'm asking for a friend.

Go with poorly bum.

 

[brakespear]

you should have booked the entire week off, it's what all the cool kids are doing

 

[Durlston]

Go with poorly bum.

If you want to do some research look up my haemorrhoid thread around 18 months ago. I could add some pictures from my phone when they needed bursting.