Call Center Girl Sending Me Dirty Pics and Wants to Meet

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I'm sick of these testing situations... Im going to fail soon... girls at the gym, girl at footy arrgghhh and all younger than me and pretty... not fair...

I feel for you.

 

[SK1NT]

First thing I would ask is "if your single who took the picture?"

her female flat mate

This post is going to sound like I'm slating you and being an old git before my time (25), but your actions up to this point suggest that you don't REALLY care too much about your current gf.

Again, that's not a criticism but an observation.

You might as well go for it really and end it with the gf if you are really tempted.

I have been with my girl since i was 21 and love her but we are in a rocky patch... i also think maybe life is too short turning down these situations. I dont want to look back and regret the fun.

It also seems like im the odd one, being a loyal guy and yet my gf wouldnt say im loyal coz im a bit of a flirt. So if my gf thinks im a flirt i may as well... i dunno

 

[Racek]

This is the only compelling evidence I have ever seen for considering an iphone.

'Ive just ordered one and now have a young man called Colin sending me dirty pics. Just my luck.

 

[Hillian1]

I predict the outcome will end like this:

 

[Oscar]

Where's Biscuit's videos when you need them?

Do you ever stop thinking about food?

 

[The Large One]

her female flat mate

And the pics of her are... where?

I have been with my girl since i was 21 and love her but we are in a rocky patch... i also think maybe life is too short turning down these situations. I dont want to look back and regret the fun.

It also seems like im the odd one, being a loyal guy and yet my gf wouldnt say im loyal coz im a bit of a flirt. So if my gf thinks im a flirt i may as well... i dunno

... be hanged for a sheep as a lamb?

 

[SK1NT]

Just realise what you have, remember you told me a couple of weeks back that the grass wouldn't be greener. Now delete her off your phone and whats-app for crying out loud and start to remember that you have a gf who loves you for who you are.

haha yea i remember... but a dirty fit blonde begging me to just come up and shag her... thats hard to resist.. I do stand by what i said to you though... Ive been with my gf 10 years since i was 21 and ive never cheated... although we have broken up twice, so anyone i went with then doesnt count as cheating.

 

[WildWood]

1. Please use the queens English - it's Centre, not Center. You're in Brighton, not Brooklyn.
2. Smash her for a week & leave her looking like a ripped out fireplace.
3. Post before & after pics so we can score your demolition work out of 10.

 

[Mackenzie]

To be honest she sounds like the kind of girl who would absolutely love to have the attention of the whole of NSC. You'd be doing her a favour putting those other pics up

 

[The Large One]

1. Please use the queens English - it's Centre, not Center. Your in Brighton, not Brooklyn.
2. Smash her for a week & leave her looking like a ripped out fireplace.
3. Post before & after pics so we can score your demolition work out of 10.

Who wants to go first?

 

[Surrey_Albion]

[MENTION=3357]brighton[/MENTION]_boy Her female flat mate took pic of her semi nude and she is fit, do you really need any red blooded man to give you the answer you want

 

[Hastings woody]

I can't believe what extras you get with a new phone nowadays. How much a month is it.?

 

[seagullondon]

I predict the outcome will end like this:

 

[WildWood]

Who wants to go first?

Shit!!

 

[jakarta]

I can't believe what extras you get with a new phone nowadays. How much a month is it.?

One extra being the visit to the STD Clinic, never got that with my old Nokia.....

 

[Mackenzie]

Who wants to go first?

 

[SK1NT]

Last and only pic... see the f ing temptation...

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

Did you miss the part where i said you dont actually have to have sex with her ? Just lead her on and when it gets to the point - BOOM. Tell her shes been led on by 300 perverts on an online forum and they know all about it.

Going out with a girl isnt cheating, although your girlfriend may be jealous and pissy - especially as your in a "rocky" patch

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Last and only pic... see the f ing temptation...

Maybe keep talking too her so she is a "back-up" - no harm there. Wouldnt say no myself but i never got this service when getting my iPhone - i got a Russian woman who sounded like a man.

 

[Sussax]

I'd SMASH it, only do IT from behind, just in case worse comes to worse and she's a tranny.

 

[Southern Toon]

Is she pay as you go.