Bladders
Twats everywhere
I often wonder how an organised fight between adults would play out. It was stutteringly cringeworthy as a schoolboy so how odd would it be as adults. How would it work. You approach each other, introduce yourselves and the what? Punch? Push? Kiss? I think it would be staggeringly embarrassing.
Bennets Field could stage this showdown, its not being used for much now.