C4 tonight 8.30pm - Embarrassing Illnesses

[Clothes Peg]

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I'm not sure it would be anatomically possible for me to even try it.

Ask Les to help you if you can't reach, he's an expert now.

 

[Starry]

Nice haemorrhoids. Really.

 

[Beach Hut]

Nice haemorrhoids. Really.

Put Ernests to shame

 

[Race]

Nice haemorrhoids. Really.

Eeeewwww they were nasty!

Enjoyed the rugby team though

 

[TSB]

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Think there is a picture of this on the thread that 'League1champions' started, but wouldn't recommend opening it if you are eating your dinner.

What happened to that thread?

 

[Clothes Peg]

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What happened to that thread?

I was wondering that.

 

[Goodfella]

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What happened to that thread?

looks like mods have deleted it.

 

[TSB]

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looks like mods have deleted it.

Seems harsh! It did say not to open it

 

[Blackadder]

Actually it was quite a good program.

Let's face it. Most of us (esp us men) don't like going to the doc. We's rather suffer in silence.

It gave good advice on testing gonads.

I'm not sure I'd want my farmers shown on national TV though.

 

[Kenhead]

Next weeks looks good where what they did to the rugby players, they are going to go visit a girls hockey team

 

[Starry]

On in about twenty minutes.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Sounds like a good excuse to drop in some timeless classic DoctorDoctor jokes...

- DoctorDoctor, I keep having this strange compulsion to strip naked and wrap myself in clingfilm

- Hmm... I can clearly see your nuts

 

[Buzzer]

ahh..the Tim Vine gags. Brilliant

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

And there's more...

- DoctorDoctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog

- OK, get up on the couch

- I'm not allowed on the couch

 

[Buzzer]

Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones

That's not unusual

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

- DoctorDoctor, I think I've got a strawberry stuck up me bum

- I've got some cream for that

 

[Buzzer]

Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.

It's worse than that I'm afraid. You've got cancer.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

- Doctor Doctor, I have a cricket ball stuck up my bottom.

- How's that?

- Don't you start!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

- DoctorDoctor I think I've got a lettuce stuck up me bum

- Hmmm... that's just the tip of the iceberg

 

[Frutos]

- Doctor Doctor, I've swallowed a bone.

- Are you choking?

- No, I'm serious.