[Humour] Buzzard ate my sandwich.

[Dick Swiveller]

Hmmm a greedy seagull once made off with my fillet of cod whilst holidaying in St.Ives.

Just to add insult to injury one of it's relatives then proceeded to nick my Cornetto.

Let me guess. Stuart Myall?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Sure it was a buzzard? Much more likely to be a red kite in Oxfordshire. They are much more manoeuvrable.

Definitely a buzzard, but in Buckinghamshire

 

[grubbyhands]

A couple of years ago at the Isle of Man for the TT. My mate had the filling of his doner kebab slide out of his pitta bread and a ******* great seagull got most of it before it hit the ground.

 

[BN9 BHA]

 

[Mental Lental]

A crow swooped on me when I was walking across the morrisons car park once. Grazed me head with its talons. **** knows what that was all about.

Are you perhaps.....lacking a bit up top? They are attracted to shiny things and I think a good bald pate can sport a banging reflection at certain times of day. Same thing happened to my bald mate in Tokyo where there are hundreds of the ********.

I'm surprised there aren't more reports of seagull based shenanigans. I had one steal a flapjack out of my hand on Brighton beach the last time I was in town.

 

[smillie's garden]

Seagulls stealing everything but the points these days.

 

[mr sheen]

Nope, thick head of curls

 

[1066familyman]