[Humour] Buzzard ate my sandwich.

[AmexRuislip]

Mrs AR and myself were sitting on a bench besides the Thames at Cliveden today, and after our long walk, we decided to get our food out.
Halfway through eating mine, whoosh came this feathery fiend and knicked the food right put of my hand.
Bloody cheek, it was only cheese and tomato.

Anyone else had a close call with nature

 

[Is it PotG?]

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Hmmm a greedy seagull once made off with my fillet of cod whilst holidaying in St.Ives.

Just to add insult to injury one of it's relatives then proceeded to nick my Cornetto.

 

[AmexRuislip]

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For NSC who read the Sun...

 

[Baker lite]

Mrs AR and myself were sitting on a bench besides the Thames at Cliveden today, and after our long walk, we decided to get our food out.
Halfway through eating mine, whoosh came this feathery fiend and knicked the food right put of my hand.
Bloody cheek, it was only cheese and tomato.

Anyone else had a close call with nature

I was on the test track at West Ruislip all last week, I saw quite a few Buzzards, none of them were eating sandwiches.

 

[jcdenton08]

I was on the test track at West Ruislip all last week, I saw quite a few Buzzards, none of them were eating sandwiches.

Don't be a buzz(ard)-kill.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I was on the test track at West Ruislip all last week, I saw quite a few Buzzards, none of them were eating sandwiches.

I wondered what the noise was

 

[Is it PotG?]

For NSC who read the Sun...

 

[LamieRobertson]

Mrs AR and myself were sitting on a bench besides the Thames at Cliveden today, and after our long walk, we decided to get our food out.
Halfway through eating mine, whoosh came this feathery fiend and knicked the food right put of my hand.
Bloody cheek, it was only cheese and tomato.

Anyone else had a close call with nature

A few code calls of nature ..must be an age thing

 

[hart's shirt]

Don't let the buzzards grind you down.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

This sounds like a flight of fancy to me.

 

[mr sheen]

A crow swooped on me when I was walking across the morrisons car park once. Grazed me head with its talons. **** knows what that was all about.

 

[Peter Grummit]

Sure it was a buzzard? Much more likely to be a red kite in Oxfordshire. They are much more manoeuvrable.

 

[hart's shirt]

Hmmm a greedy seagull once made off with my fillet of cod whilst holidaying in St.Ives.

Just to add insult to injury one of it's relatives then proceeded to nick my Cornetto.

As far as creams against nature go, that's not an ice one.

 

[Robinjakarta]

Sure it wasn't a bustard?

 

[Bodian]

My mate was feeding a possum - which then promptly pissed all over him. Stunk for days!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

You should be grateful. The beast has saved you from that AWFUL sandwich choice.

 

[Eeyore]

You haven't lived until you have been in an Indonesian forest town and had a monkey steal your pack of nuts. I protested and got the filthiest of looks and hisses in response. I knew my place.

 

[Eeyore]

My mate was feeding a possum - which then promptly pissed all over him. Stunk for days!

I was shat on by a Possum once. I was holding a Koala in the other hand and it just grinned. I quickly put it down.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I was shat on by a Possum once. I was holding a Koala in the other hand and it just grinned. I quickly put it down.

Bit of a disproportionate response, tbh.