[Football] Burnley v Palace

[Seasidesage]

Never ever want Palace to win tonight is no different. 1-0 Burnley with the jammiest own goal in the history of football in a game otherwise only notable for the premier league record amount of injuries suffered in one match and the subsidence which collapsed Burnley's main stand just 5 mins after the end of the game...

 

[Mackenzie]

Burnley 100%

 

[Palacefinder General]

Must be losing my mojo, for the first time ever my interest in Palace is on the wane, no doubt due to the distance between fans and the game currently.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

We have to think about ourselves and not our hatred of all thinks Palarse. Anything that helps to cast three teams adrift has to be a good thing in terms of our survival. Far more chance of Burnley making the drop than Palace.

 

[GREASED WEASEL]

Burnley 4-0

 

[LlcoolJ]

0-0 with lots of red cards for each team will do. Palace having four goals ruled out by VAR would be nice too. Both teams getting heavy fines and points deducted for serious misconduct on the field plus the Palace bus breaking down somewhere outside Blackburn on the way home and waiting until 3am for a replacement would also be welcome.

Have I missed anything?

Season ending injury to Zaha's ego? Poor Old Roy falling asleep? Dyche punching a member of the Palace coaching team / the fourth official?

I'm sure that all / any of these would be more entertaining than the football on display.

 

[A1X]

On-pitch brawl, game abandoned, police called, both teams docked 50 points for failing to control their players

 

[maltaseagull]

Palace to win.

Keep at least 4 teams well below us please.
We can make up the points by beating them (twice)

 

[Weststander]

Draw. The least of three evils.

 

[Hamilton]

Burnley 80% possession. 30 shots.

Palace 0 shots.

OG

Dispiriting for both sides but lets kick Burnley while they are down.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Palace to win.

Keep at least 4 teams well below us please.
We can make up the points by beating them (twice)

We're getting a bonus game against them this year?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

SEGW has Covid, apparently

 

[Jeremiah]

Narrow win for Palace

 

[Lifelong Supporter]

A Palace win. As well as the points we do not want to give Burnley any confidence to get them started on a run.

 

[Sheebo]

Stunned at the response. Not even a 1/4 through the season! Get in & well done former BHA player Chris Wood for that goal

Love Brighton. Hate Palace. Some heads need wobbling

 

[giveusfalmerplease]

palace win after fielding an illegal player and get a 10 point deduction later in the season

 

[Springal]

How is Scott Dann still playing for Palace? Absolute dog shit player

 

[Durlston]

Fulham, Sheff Utd and West Brom are all shithouse. Going up to Burnley in winter is still hard as nails and that's what will keep them up.

Nothing to worry about and no Wilfried means Palarse couldn't even win at Grimsby, let alone Burnley.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

This is an anti-football game if ever I seen one

 

[Sheebo]

How is Scott Dann still playing for Palace? Absolute dog shit player

Remember the Nigel’s were up in arms in their early years as a club at Dann not being picked for England hahahahhabahahaba