Dull, grim northern grief-hole we've been to loads of times, run-up to Christmas, we'll set up for a point, it'll be a dog of a game. I think this will be safely swerved, in favour of a few beers in front of a moody stream.
Yes - right on all counts. But, then football's a funny thing, because putting up with all that is worth it if you get to see one of the best goals I've seen live.