[News] Bullsh*t jobs

[Albion my Albion]

Presley built arguably the most impressive catalog of recordings in rock history, so it was understandably difficult narrowing down to 10.

 

[Gwylan]

on other hand great number of jobs that dont seem to be are in fact productive if they allow others to be more productive.

Are you talking about Emile Heskey?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

You think university lecturers don't have any value? I'd have thought teachers and lecturers were definitely an example of worthwhile jobs? El Presidente may disagree though

Personally, I've always considered HR people a bit of a waste of time. When I've been recruiting, I've had to write job description, advertise, assess the CVs and do interviews. HR then come in and print out a standard contract - there'd be nothing stopping me doing that and fill out the relevant details. The last job I had employed three people in HR and they never seemed to have anything to do.

The HR department exists to leak details of disciplinary hearings, held in total confidence, to the wider workforce.

Their secondary function is to get pissed at work meetings, sleep with colleagues who they subsequently sit stony faced opposite during the redundancy process.

Thirdly. They sit around in the office nattering.

That isn’t a bullshit job, that’s genius.

 

[The Rattler]

Thomas Markle's tailor?

 

[happypig]

Oi! We aren’t just an assistant to the Captain!

Well whatever, if you're up the front with the steering wheel and all that gubbins then, yes, you are quite important. If you are a funny shade of orange with the face and attitude of a bulldog that's just licked piss off a nettle, then you are superfluous.