Bruno's Collapse

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Megazone

On his last warning
Jan 28, 2015
8,679
Northern Hemisphere.
Heard from a completely reliable insider, that Bruno actually suffered a memory back-flash from the film '2001: A Space Odyssey' which he'd watched only the night before. This caused him to suddenly fall asleep in a standing position on the field of play. The clubs psychologists reckon he might never recover as he watched the film twice consecutively. Worrying times for him and the club.

Get well soon Bruno.
 




blue'n'white

Well-known member
Oct 5, 2005
3,082
2nd runway at Gatwick
Well he fooled me for a second - I thought (briefly) he'd suffered severe damage to heart/ribs/whatever and I was amazed and relieved to see him get up
 


GJN1

Well-known member
Nov 4, 2014
1,547
Brighton
Heard from a completely reliable insider, that Bruno actually suffered a memory back-flash from the film '2001: A Space Odyssey' which he'd watched only the night before. This caused him to suddenly fall asleep in a standing position on the field of play. The clubs psychologists reckon he might never recover as he watched the film twice consecutively. Worrying times for him and the club.

Get well soon Bruno.

He's like a myotonic goat...
 




JCL666

absurdism
Sep 23, 2011
2,190
#prayforbruno

#thebeardwillrise
 




Puppet Master

non sequitur
Aug 14, 2012
4,056
As much as I love Bruno would be nice to give him a breather now so hope to see some game time for Rosenior very soon.
 


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