Britains Got Talent

[Scotty Mac]

holy f***ing goat - that dancing dog was absolutely INCREDIBLE

 

[Robot Chicken]

Simon Cowell from LONDON?? Forgotten about Brighton already?

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Mine keeps showing pictures of sausages

 

[brighton_girl87]

That dog was awsome!!

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

I'm being forced to watch this, by my bird!

That dog was incredible, so was that 10 year old girl though!

 

[sam86]

The dog was cool, but can't help but think the one on the previous series (with the young girl) was better, and as that didn't get all the way, this one won't.

 

[brighton_girl87]

Ooo and that dancing bloke, who did the whole backwards thing, he was pretty special too

 

[Ernest]

That kid doing the drumming looks like he has a bad case of constipation

 

[Spider]

I accidentally turned this on while the kid was drumming with his Mum and Dad; people who watch this show are f***ing idiots. The cretins in the audience giving him a standing ovation for a bit of half decent drumming (the like of which you could hear from thousands of kids who weren't precocious little shits whose parents have pumped their heads full of ideas about how to achieve fame and fortune) are as bad as the morons on stage who seem to believe the way to get noticed is to parade their embarrassing non-talented lives in front of three despicbale celebrities. Everyone who watches this - f*** off.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Why doesn't the kid with the drums just join a band? I don't remember Bill Bruford appearing on New Faces.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

The Dog was incredible, but the 10 year old girl was unbelievably superb.

 

[Spider]

Why doesn't the kid with the drums just join a band? I don't remember Bill Bruford appearing on New Faces.

Exactly. His pig-ignorant fucks of parents should have told him that if he really wanted to get far with the drums he should put his head down, practise, join a band, play some shit gigs and see where it takes him. Instead they parade the little fucker on a TV talent contest whose sole purpose is to appeal to fickle prats who are more interested in sneering at failures than embracing success.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

I accidentally turned this on while the kid was drumming with his Mum and Dad; people who watch this show are f***ing idiots. The cretins in the audience giving him a standing ovation for a bit of half decent drumming (the like of which you could hear from thousands of kids who weren't precocious little shits whose parents have pumped their heads full of ideas about how to achieve fame and fortune) are as bad as the morons on stage who seem to believe the way to get noticed is to parade their embarrassing non-talented lives in front of three despicbale celebrities. Everyone who watches this - f*** off.

Couldn't agree more.I f***ing hate this program.

 

[CliveWalkerWingWizard]

The drumming thing was obviously a set up - the parents came on and were deliberately crap so the kid could gat an audition by himself. H eapparently improvised a solo that he has blatantly been practising for weeks.

 

[hitony]

I accidentally turned this on while the kid was drumming with his Mum and Dad; people who watch this show are f***ing idiots. The cretins in the audience giving him a standing ovation for a bit of half decent drumming (the like of which you could hear from thousands of kids who weren't precocious little shits whose parents have pumped their heads full of ideas about how to achieve fame and fortune) are as bad as the morons on stage who seem to believe the way to get noticed is to parade their embarrassing non-talented lives in front of three despicbale celebrities. Everyone who watches this - f*** off.

So you accidentally turned it on....carried on accidentally watching it.....so you could form an accidental opinion about the programme .......absolute class

 

[BHAboi]

i fukin h8 it!! lets all get emotional and cry bla bla

 

[Spider]

So you accidentally turned it on....carried on accidentally watching it.....so you could form an accidental opinion about the programme .......absolute class

Calm down! When I say accidentally I mean I was flicking through channels and stumbled across it. Obviously the sensible thing to do would be to turn it off, but sometimes it's easy to get swept away in annoyance! I can assure you my opinion about Britain's Got Talent it entirely unaccidental. The problem is I can see why it is watchable, but even if you enjoy it people should turn it off in protest at the crumpled tatters of any form of dignity or morals left at the core of this horrible Cowell empire and it's army of idiot followers.

 

[arfer guinness]

Watched the programme for the first time, and last time, what a load of crap. Saturday night use to be the prime time TV for the week. Now all we're fed is amateur entertainment, not as good as can be found in the in the average boozer. I look forward to the day when the population stop behaving like sheep and look to any misfit with no talent as a celebrity.

 

[Titus]

The cruise bloke made me laugh and got the audience going. But on the whole it was a pretty poor show.

 

[chinners]

im glad its back