Britains Got Talent

[Hiney]

Is it just me, or did the Kylie Minogue act last night bear a striking resemblance to Uncle Spielberg?

 

[Woodchip]

there are some miseries out there.

Its good harmless fun....

The bloke who was a ventriloquist, but moved his lips was hillarious.

little 6 year old was very good too...to be pitch perfect and sing as slow as she did was quite brilliant at that age

i still give her one from behind no probs

Empire?!?! The timing of that comment after Dave's post was really bad. I think you meant Miss Holden though, so you're forgiven.

 

[Nemesis]

I don't believe it....the 48 year old woman dressed as Madonna with camel toe resplendent dancing 'hip hop'. Had to be seen to be believed

 

[severnside gull]

watched it tonight just to see if it was as bad as everyone said and I found myself quite enjoying it. Standard combination of excrutiating with a few okay acts for good measure. The royal variety show is crap anyway so there's a chance some of these might actually raise the standard:thud:

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

What a load of old tosh. I want to smack Amanda Holden in the face. False laughter and her ugly pixie face !!

............Ugly pixie face? Call SpecSavers on: 01273 328 322 immediately for some bins.

 

[severnside gull]

I don't believe it....the 48 year old woman dressed as Madonna with camel toe resplendent dancing 'hip hop'. Had to be seen to be believed

well funny and through to the semi finals!!! Did you count the warts on her chin

 

[Al Bion]

I thought one of the funniest acts was the girl who came on last night clutching her walkman and turned it up loud so it could be her backing track

 

[Dave the OAP]

as was the kid with the scary eyes who was singing along to George Michael and had a walkman strapped to his arse...... he kept stopping whist the instrumentalist bit was on!!!! ( trouble was noone could hear that so he just stood there)

Not only that, he was tone deaf, flat and mumbled the words......

Brilliant entertainment

 

[Marshy]

This programme is ace, there are some really cool acts, well worth a watch in my opinion.

 

[magoo]

I don't understand why the middle aged woman dressed as Madonna doing so called hip-hop dancing got through to the semi's as did that f***ing awful keyboard player that does 'impressions' and looks like he fell out of the ugly tree!

it's a joke!

Little Connie got through though. Sooooooooooo sweet!