Baker lite
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Come on David, we all like to burp the worm now and again, I just don’t get why you like to tug the toad whilst typing, that’s a bit odd....
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Come on David, we all like to burp the worm now and again, I just don’t get why you like to tug the toad whilst typing, that’s a bit odd....
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daveinplzen
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You're definitely triggered when called gammon
Is this masturbating (something clearly on your mind a lot) your latest pathetic attempt to stop people calling you gammon? Hilarious
Randy McNob
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is turning Japanese a racist term now?
daveinplzen
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Maybe he will report it? It's a worry
Having said that, if masturbating comes to your mind on a football forum, political thread, then you have more important issues to address. Gammon wankers are hilarious.
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There is a wonderful irony about Gammons being wound up by the term Gammon but for all the wrong reasons. This is due to their inability to understand that Dickens used Gammon as an insult in the first place, to describe Gregsbury, a person who has an inability to understand political detail, which he then tries to cover up with faux patriotism.
You really couldn't make it up (well Dickens did)
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Baker lite
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Is this you and Clamp/Nibble eating out to help out?.
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daveinplzen
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Whilst your Homo Erotic attention is flattering, I'm not gay. Sorry. Have you tried a gay dating app? There maybe a gammon section, and you could explore your feelings with a like minded gammon
Baker lite
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Don’t knock it till you try it David, first inch hurts the most.
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daveinplzen
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Gammons getting funnier the closer we get to the **** up they have created 
daveinplzen
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I don't need to try it, not being gay. I accept that you are an expert gammon wanker. Thanks for the gammon insight.
Baker lite
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I am expert at *******...not sure what the colour of my skin has to do with it [emoji2371]
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daveinplzen
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There is a wonderful irony about Gammons being wound up by the term Gammon but for all the wrong reasons. This is due to their inability to understand that Dickens used Gammon as an insult in the first place, to describe Gregsbury, a person who has an inability to understand political detail, which he then tries to cover up with faux patriotism.
You really couldn't make it up (well Dickens did)
Baker lite
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You’re going to end up with balls as flat as bat wings if you keep typing G****n..
https://youtu.be/RZkBbIGwOjw
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yes yes yes because you are all throwing the term "gammon " around in the Dickensian context aren't you .......of course you are , perhaps we should all retire to the parlour for a cigar and some snuff and sherry whilst our wives dose themselves up on laudanum and await our pathetic attempts at coitus.........
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yes yes yes because you are all throwing the term "gammon " around in the Dickensian context aren't you .......of course you are , perhaps we should all retire to the parlour for a cigar and some snuff and sherry whilst our wives dose themselves up on laudanum and await our pathetic attempts at coitus.........
There is a wonderful irony about Gammons being wound up by the term Gammon but for all the wrong reasons. This is due to their inability to understand that Dickens used Gammon as an insult in the first place, to describe Gregsbury, a person who has an inability to understand political detail, which he then tries to cover up with faux patriotism.
You really couldn't make it up (well Dickens did)
daveinplzen
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yes yes yes because you are all throwing the term "gammon " around in the Dickensian context aren't you .......of course you are , perhaps we should all retire to the parlour for a cigar and some snuff and sherry whilst our wives dose themselves up on laudanum and await our pathetic attempts at coitus.........
Give it a go, you never know.
Considering all the names thrown by Brexiteers, using 'Gammon' and causing mass triggering is HILARIOUS.
So. In what way is calling gammons, Gammon, different from the Dickens original. Are you saying he was describing something different?
sydney
tinky ****in winky
i did the laudanum and sherry ....cant stand snuff ....shithouse stuff , ruins the pillows.