Brilliant

[Dave the OAP]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/10/26/why-you-should-never-attempt-oral-sex-whilst-cooking-sausages/

 

[Fef]

I wonder if he wrapped it in a hot dog bun before going to the hozzie !

 

[drew]

Sounds like a con-cock-ted story to me. Presumably she is kneeling in front of him whilst he has a grip on the frying pan. Oil is spilt, she clamps and injury to nether region occurs. Assuming the pan is above her head, if he reacted straight away with the lunge using the pan then surely he would have caught her on the top of the head (foolhardy as that would possible tighten the dental clinch!) or around the side of the head. How did she get a broken nose and two black eyes? Can only see that happening if he caught her square in the face with the pan which, still being hot, would have left burn marks as well as bruising!!!!

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Has anyone actually heard the word "willy" in conversation since about 1986 (or when they reached age 10, whichever came first)? Has it become another of those words only used in tabloids e.g. bonk, romp, wed (though I suppose that one also gets used in marriage vows quite a lot)?

 

[Bwian]

Sounds like a con-cock-ted story to me. Presumably she is kneeling in front of him whilst he has a grip on the frying pan. Oil is spilt, she clamps and injury to nether region occurs. Assuming the pan is above her head, if he reacted straight away with the lunge using the pan then surely he would have caught her on the top of the head (foolhardy as that would possible tighten the dental clinch!) or around the side of the head. How did she get a broken nose and two black eyes? Can only see that happening if he caught her square in the face with the pan which, still being hot, would have left burn marks as well as bruising!!!!

She may have still had a dental grip on his 'willy' and he needed to punch her a couple of times to get her to release.