brighton restaurants

[turienzo's lovechild]

right, its my missus' birthday this friday, and thus i will be in BTOWN for that

i'm taking her out for a MEAL, but i have been out of the brighton restaurant game for a while so don't really know where's decent

i need somewhere NICE, AFFORDABLE(but not dirt cheap obviously), and COSY

suggestions?

 

[¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>]

Due South.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

Donatellos

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Due South.

when i said "affordable" i meant affordable for a student

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Donatellos

no way

 

[¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>]

when i said "affordable" i meant affordable for a student

Wimpy.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Wimpy.

only joking, due south is on my LIST


but dono-f***ing-tellos isn't

 

[Bry Nylon]

Go down to the beach earlier in the day, on your own.
Find a secluded spot, out beyond Hove, towards Shoreham.
Cache a large pile of drift wood and firelighters (above the high tide mark, obviously).
Forewarn the lovely lady to wear warm clothes.

Buy fish and chips, walk to your pre-arranged spot, light a lovely fire and have a cosy night on the beach, listening to the waves, looking at the twinkling lights and whispering sweet nothings.

£10:00 max, thoughtful, romantic, original and unforgettable.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Go down to the beach earlier in the day, on your own.
Find a secluded spot, out beyond Hove, towards Shoreham.
Cache a large pile of drift wood and firelighters (above the high tide mark, obviously).
Forewarn the lovely lady to wear warm clothes.

Buy fish and chips, walk to your pre-arranged spot, light a lovely fire and have a cosy night on the beach, listening to the waves, looking at the twinkling lights and whispering sweet nothings.

£10:00 max, thoughtful, romantic, original and unforgettable.

you old ROMANTIC

 

[Bry Nylon]

you old ROMANTIC

She'll LOVE you for it Tommy Boy. Any two-bob joker can book a restaurant. This requires a bit of thought, planning and has the element of intrigue and mystery...

She will remember it forever, even if it is a complete disaster

edit: if you can bury a bottle of champage, AND remember where it is [and take a cork screw] you will achieve God like status for thoughtfulness.

 

[Munkfish]

Go down to the beach earlier in the day, on your own.
Find a secluded spot, out beyond Hove, towards Shoreham.
Cache a large pile of drift wood and firelighters (above the high tide mark, obviously).
Forewarn the lovely lady to wear warm clothes.

Buy fish and chips, walk to your pre-arranged spot, light a lovely fire and have a cosy night on the beach, listening to the waves, looking at the twinkling lights and whispering sweet nothings.

�10:00 max, thoughtful, romantic, original and unforgettable.

 

[FEDUP]

gars chinese
picallo's
santa fe
ashoka
ha ha's
fat leo's
pagoda

 

[Buzzer]

Go down to the beach earlier in the day, on your own and perv and wank at the nudists.
Find a secluded spot, by the pub at Southwick Docks and drink until nearly dead.
Cache a large pile of sick in a bag and a bottle of meths (above the brown tide mark in your pants, obviously).
Forewarn the lovely lady to wear warm clothes. That are easliy wipeable.
Buy some microwave chips, wank to your pre-arranged spot, set light a lovely tyre and have a dosy night on the bitch, retching to the waves, looking at the twinkling lights behind your eyes and whispering that you f***ed her whore mother.

£10:00 max, thoughtful, romantic, original and unforgettable.

 

[Bry Nylon]

You must have seen my ex-wife's divorce papers!!

edit: "unreasonable behaviour" my ARSE!!

 

[Munkfish]

take her to the office in the lanes thai food pretty sweet as it doubles up as a loverly pub could pop along to the komedia for the comedy night later

 

[Bry Nylon]

pop along to the komedia for the comedy night later

Alternatively, just lob your knob out

 

[Buzzer]

Yeah, me lobbing my knob out would be a comedy night.



as I keep telling them - it only looks small because they're so far away from it

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

edit: if you can bury a bottle of champage, AND remember where it is [and take a cork screw]

Buy a lot of champagne do you Bry?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Buy a lot of champagne do you Bry?

Yeah, about as many bottles as you dig up

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Go down to the beach earlier in the day, on your own.
Find a secluded spot, out beyond Hove, towards Shoreham.
Cache a large pile of drift wood and firelighters (above the high tide mark, obviously).
Forewarn the lovely lady to wear warm clothes.

Buy fish and chips, walk to your pre-arranged spot, light a lovely fire and have a cosy night on the beach, listening to the waves, looking at the twinkling lights and whispering sweet nothings.

�10:00 max, thoughtful, romantic, original and unforgettable.

What happens when it starts pissing down?