Withdean Wanderer said:What happens when it starts pissing down?
Two golf umbrellas, strategically stashed, obviously!!
Its all in the planning!
Believe me, you can't lose!!!
Withdean Wanderer said:What happens when it starts pissing down?
Bry Nylon said:Buy fish and chips, walk to your pre-arranged spot, light a lovely fire and have a cosy night on the beach, listening to the waves, looking at the twinkling lights and whispering sweet nothings.
£10:00 max, thoughtful, romantic, original and unforgettable.
Tom Hark said:More likely to be whispering 'bloody fish and chips are cold' and looking at an £80 on-the-spot fine for lighting an unauthorised fire on the beach
Bry Nylon said:f*** it then! Just go to Dig In the Ribs and write "will you shag me?" on the table with tomato relish whilst shes in the shitter
*givesup*
Withdean Wanderer said:
Happy Birthday!