[Albion] Brighton make move to sign Giannis Konstantelias...

[PTC Gull]

That bloke Socrates was rather useful...

But he was permanently pissed! (those of a certain age will know)

 

[US Seagull]

But he was permanently pissed! (those of a certain age will know)

A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Where have all the Med Great Whites gone? Hopefully this helps.

 

[bhafc99]

I wonder how many other football club forums would devote 90% of a “we might be signing this guy, what do you reckon” discussion to politics and sharks…

 

[chickens]

I wonder how many other football club forums would devote 90% of a “we might be signing this guy, what do you reckon” discussion to politics and sharks…

It’s the NSC way, and that’s what makes it home for loads of us.

 

[phoenix]

I wonder how many other football club forums would devote 90% of a “we might be signing this guy, what do you reckon” discussion to politics and sharks…

They are all fishing and you're biting.

 

[Bakero]

I wonder how many other football club forums would devote 90% of a “we might be signing this guy, what do you reckon” discussion to politics and sharks…

Take that away and you might as well just use the Argus comment section.

 

[Motogull]

I wonder how many other football club forums would devote 90% of a “we might be signing this guy, what do you reckon” discussion to politics and sharks…

None. Not something to celebrate.

 

[A1X]

“When the shark was gutted, they found a whole 6 foot blue shark, an 8 foot dolphin(split into 3 parts) and a 2 foot turtle inside its belly.”

Yummy!

Pescatarian turducken

 

[Midget]

I wonder how many other football club forums would devote 90% of a “we might be signing this guy, what do you reckon” discussion to politics and sharks…

We're gonna need a bigger thread

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

I wonder how many other football club forums would devote 90% of a “we might be signing this guy, what do you reckon” discussion to politics and sharks…

Oooh that is a good one: name a political shark.

Peter Mandelson

 

[Bozza]

I wonder how many other football club forums would devote 90% of a “we might be signing this guy, what do you reckon” discussion to politics and sharks…

Do you think other forums would be more like 95%?

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I wonder how many other football club forums would devote 90% of a “we might be signing this guy, what do you reckon” discussion to politics and sharks…

I’d haddock a guess and say not many

 

[PTC Gull]

I’d haddock a guess and say not many

Good Cod the fish puns have arrived.