Brighton Legends...

[Digweeds Trousers]

Reading is the cold shit-berry that clings to the arsehairs of England.

 

[Scarface]

Why thank you... not tacky in the slightest obviously.



I imagine that you obviously have statues of Queen Victoria, the UKs side of the Bayeux tapestry, the gardens, the Miawand, the resting place of Kings and Queens of England and what was the largest abbey in the UK prior to its upheaval. Naturally important and historical relics that I expect Brighton therefore has in abundance.

Oh no, you have two pylons that look like they've been erected in around 10 minutes á la some new town like Milton Keynes, and a royal "Pavilion" that looks like a meccano Taj Mahal. And a cremated pier. Just look at the sea, at least you have nice views I suppose.

And a more intimidating football stadium!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

There is infinitely more to do than there is in Brighton.

*rolls around on floor*

............... stop it wilts ..... please ...... no more ..........

*wipes eyes*

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

Reading is a super sized version of East Grinstead.

FACT.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

............... a bit harsh on East Grinstead ............

 

[mr turd]

I'm afraid you'll have to wait until 800 years til until reaching historical importance. Until then its Southend, Blackpool, etc. Couple of things and not much else.

For someone who is been to Reading, I suggest you go back with your eyes open. There is infinitely more to do than there is in Brighton. Granted, its a s***hole, but at least there's a lot going on. The only thing I want of yours is the Lanes. You can keep the rest of the plastic unhistoric and nondescript nonsense.

Brighton has kept its tradition unlike many places these days.Reading is a pretty good place to live with good jobs and good money,but there is much much more character and things to do in brighton than reading for sure.
I go blackpool every august bankholiday,and bar that mile it is a complete shit hole,but only good for the pubs and clubs.

Southend is a decent place,and a cracking night out,with some hot tasty totty for sure.

spend 16 years in reading,and born and bred for 15 years in brighton,i decide which is best full stop

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

come off it mr turd - that hardly qualifies you for an opinion.

 

[mr turd]

come off it mr turd - that hardly qualifies you for an opinion.

I no brighton and reading like the back of my hand,so yes that qualifies me full stop.