Are you implying I'm paying a bribe? How very dare you, it's in a Christmas card and everything
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Brighton & Hove Refuse Collectors This Christmas
- Thread starter Chicken Run
- Start date
Are you implying I'm paying a bribe? How very dare you, it's in a Christmas card and everything
father_and_son
Well-known member
Probably what FIFA have been doing wrong. If they had insisted all the money be accompanied by Christmas cards, they wouldn't all be getting arrested by the FBI!
Aveacarlin'
New member
- Jul 5, 2011
- 1,177
Well, erm.......yeah ☺
father_and_son
Well-known member
Sending small boys up chimneys to clean them was a tradition.... doesn't mean we should still do it.
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
This dustman was doing his rounds when he spotted one house hadn't left their rubbish out. Being the good bloke he was he knocks on the door to remind them. A Chinese bloke answers
"what you want?"
"where's your bin, mate?"
"I've bin upstairs sleeping"
"No. You misunderstand. Where's your dustbin?"
"Yeah. I dus' bin sleeping upstairs"
"No mate, no. Where's your wheely bin?"
"Oh, awight. I wheely bin having a w*nk"
I'm here all week, tell your friends. Try the veal.
father_and_son
Well-known member
A little razy lacism to end a fine evening on NSC
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
If the Chinese bit offends please feel free to swap with Russian, Mexican, Pakistani, Scouse, Brummie or whatever comedy accent takes your fancy. They all work.
colonies man
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- Jul 30, 2011
- 488
Sending kids up chimneys was not a Christmas tradition but a daily event and so not the same.Here in Oz I don't give the bin man money but I always leave six beers for each of them.Likewise we tip the postie it's a gesture for good service.
Quite.
alfredmizen
Banned
- Mar 11, 2015
- 6,342
To be fair buzz i suspect he might have been joking , ''Razy Lacism
It's a joke and a funny one, I've heard a very similar one but with the same punchline, doesn't work so well when reading it on a screen, but it's still funny.
alfredmizen
Banned
- Mar 11, 2015
- 6,342
I think you and buzzer have been whooshed he said Razy Lacism !
The penny has just dropped mate , I'm not on the ball before 9AM
Brilliant joke though.
alfredmizen
Banned
- Mar 11, 2015
- 6,342
I used to work for a japanese bank and it was hilarious hearing them ask for 'rager' in the pub etc !
The penny has just dropped mate , I'm not on the ball before 9AM
Brilliant joke though.
supaseagull
Well-known member
Why? No one tips me for just doing my job.
I'm intriged on your definitions of 'not ....badly paid' and 'paid very well' ?
father_and_son
Well-known member
Jokes always lose a little sparkle if they have to be explained! Lol.
Glad to see someone else has had their first coffee already.