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Brighton & Hove Albion vs Bolton Wanderers *** Official Match Day Thread ***
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Djmiles
Barndoor Holroyd
Fantastic news !as I was quite worried about this one.
Just don't blame me if we lose
Birdie Boy
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Just as he is about to get up out of his seat, start singing "Stand Up If you hate Palace"
grummitts gloves
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2-0 Albion. Buckley to score first. Had a cheeky flutter on it
KJP
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Southern rail never fail to disappoint
My dad: 2 returns to shoreham please
Stupid woman: how many of you are there?
My dad: 2
Stupid woman gives him 1 ticket
My dad: we asked for 2 tickets
Stupid woman: oh I thought you said 1
My dad: 2 returns to shoreham please
Stupid woman: how many of you are there?
My dad: 2
Stupid woman gives him 1 ticket
My dad: we asked for 2 tickets
Stupid woman: oh I thought you said 1
Buckley's Mad Eye
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Wally Gould
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Croft to score 2 today
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Notlob
He addresses a man standing behind a desk marked "Complaints".
C: I wish to complain, British-Railways Person.
Attendant: I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS JOB, YOU KNOW!!!
C: I beg your pardon...?
A: I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss!
C: Excuse me, this is irrelevant, isn't it?
A: Yeah, well it's not easy to pad these python files out to 200 lines, you know.
C: Well, I wish to complain. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswich.
A: No, this is Bolton.
C: (to the camera) The pet shop man's brother was lying!!
A: Can't blame British Rail for that.
C: In that case, I shall return to the pet shop!
He does.
C: I understand this IS Bolton.
O: (still with the fake mustache) Yes?
C: You told me it was Ipswich!
O: ...It was a pun.
C: (pause) A PUN?!?
O: No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?
C: (Long pause) A palindrome...?
O: Yeah, that's it!
C: It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!!
O: Well, what do you want?
C: I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!
(I would have saved this for the away match but this post prompted it)
He addresses a man standing behind a desk marked "Complaints".
C: I wish to complain, British-Railways Person.
Attendant: I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS JOB, YOU KNOW!!!
C: I beg your pardon...?
A: I'm a qualified brain surgeon! I only do this job because I like being my own boss!
C: Excuse me, this is irrelevant, isn't it?
A: Yeah, well it's not easy to pad these python files out to 200 lines, you know.
C: Well, I wish to complain. I got on the Bolton train and found myself deposited here in Ipswich.
A: No, this is Bolton.
C: (to the camera) The pet shop man's brother was lying!!
A: Can't blame British Rail for that.
C: In that case, I shall return to the pet shop!
He does.
C: I understand this IS Bolton.
O: (still with the fake mustache) Yes?
C: You told me it was Ipswich!
O: ...It was a pun.
C: (pause) A PUN?!?
O: No, no...not a pun...What's that thing that spells the same backwards as forwards?
C: (Long pause) A palindrome...?
O: Yeah, that's it!
C: It's not a palindrome! The palindrome of "Bolton" would be "Notlob"!! It don't work!!
O: Well, what do you want?
C: I'm not prepared to pursue my line of inquiry any longer as I think this is getting too silly!
(I would have saved this for the away match but this post prompted it)
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Who are the Officials?
Mark Haywood - Football Referee
Dougal calls for professional referees :
Bolton boss Dougie Freedman blames system for referee's performance | Sky Sports
BBC Sport - Brighton v Bolton
Mark Haywood - Football Referee
Dougal calls for professional referees :
Bolton boss Dougie Freedman blames system for referee's performance | Sky Sports
BBC Sport - Brighton v Bolton
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Scouting Report
I have not got time to do a full report. Chris Eagles is the only player to watch based on TV performances and a goal he scored down at Withdean. Rather an unfortunate name if he lived down here.
Bolton have got an easy December fixture list so they are not out of the reckoning quite yet (remembering Reading last year). Might be consigned to another ordinary season if they get hammered out of sight.
Who will we play on the left to counter Eagles if he drifts wide right. This is the big quandery for Gus in the absence of Wayne Bridge.
I have not got time to do a full report. Chris Eagles is the only player to watch based on TV performances and a goal he scored down at Withdean. Rather an unfortunate name if he lived down here.
Bolton have got an easy December fixture list so they are not out of the reckoning quite yet (remembering Reading last year). Might be consigned to another ordinary season if they get hammered out of sight.
Who will we play on the left to counter Eagles if he drifts wide right. This is the big quandery for Gus in the absence of Wayne Bridge.
Buckley's Mad Eye
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KZNSeagull
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Nice cheerful thread today please.
3-1 Albion, Buckley, CMS, Buckley.
3-1 Albion, Buckley, CMS, Buckley.
seagullsovergrimsby
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Seagulls Player on (music from BBC Sussex)
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Another of the Albions are 2-0 up away at Sunderland and look to be heading to third place.
Really pleased for Steve Clarke and the Baggies. Always had a soft spot for them.
Really pleased for Steve Clarke and the Baggies. Always had a soft spot for them.
seagullsovergrimsby
#cpfctinpotclub
Atila's one hit wonder Seagulls Ska , aka "We Want Falmer" on the radio 
DarrenFreemansPerm
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Orlandi and Buckley starting, this is always a good thing.
were loose
KZNSeagull
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Barnes 42 goals in 100 starts. Not too shabby.
glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
some on here might think so though
glasfryn
cleaning up cat sick
very quiet on here
have all the detractors been kettled?
have all the detractors been kettled?