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*** Brighton & Hove Albion v Middlesbrough - Saturday 29/3 @ 3pm ***



The_Viper

Well-known member
Oct 10, 2010
4,345
Charlotte, NC
Tomorrow:

-We're heading for Venus!
-Venus
-And still we stand tall!
-Cause maybe they've seeeeen us.
-And welcome us allllll. Yeah.
-With so many light years to go...
-And things to be found.
-To be found.
-I'm sure that we'll alllll miss her sooo
-IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
-Do do do dooo.
-Do do do do dooo
-Do do do doo
-The Final Countdown!
-Do do do do doooo
-Well...
-Not exactly.
-The season has less than 10 games to go fellas.
-That is like nothing.
-What will we see happen tomorrow?
-Will Ulloa destroy an average boro defence or throw his arms up and down like a fool calling for a foul?
-Will Andrews win anything or look remotely strong?
-What other shocks are in store?
-The opinions on Jesse are still pretty open.
-Both CMS and Hoskins have been making good progress.
-Orlandi and Hoskins are ill now though?
-Speaking of Orlandi, where would he be playing now if he was fit?
-Will we see Spanish Dave in an Albion shirt again?
-As for controversial team picks..... Agustien will get on the bench if we are lucky.
-Hopefully we will get Dale back for Andrews or whoever is the one they decide to drop.
-Probably get a front four with Kazenga.
-Maybe the tactics board will explode and the original tactics will all get burnt and they will be forced to use classic 4-4-2 for the idea it is.
-And use Solly for the great prospect he is from the off.
-And maybe even call up and use properly...the man known as....Emil Asmundsson.
-Oscar will be there tomorrow.
-Will you?
-Who else will get in on the virus craze?
-We've already confirmed that Ulloa, Orlandi, Stephens, Hoskins and Calderon have been WASTED by that thing!
-Who else?
-Upson.
-Also Football Manager Classic comes to Vita on April 11th.
-And I have it preordered.
-Ugh. This reminds me of when I was excited to have a go on the PSP FM.
-Horrible, it really was.
-Really want that inFamous Second Son though.
-inFamous always great fun.
-Also what will happen next in the Bruno Koosh feud?
-How can Koosh knock it out of the frigging park every single week in between the sticks?
-It's crazy how great he is.
-And NSC does nothing but support him verbally since last August, so there is hope.
-Will it all come crashing down and hurt inside tomorrow?
-Stay tuned and find out!

All this plus bedwetters and a cheeky halftime pie at home to Middlesbrough!

:clap2::albion2::clap2:
 








tinycowboy

Well-known member
Aug 9, 2008
4,004
Canterbury
I like it - it doesn't pull any punches, and isn't afraid to laugh at itself. Is it the official thread? The answer, at the moment, is that it's whatever you want it to be. This new approach is bold and exciting - it seems to question the very need for an official thread and I find that very arresting.
 






dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Far too early. Wheel loose.
 












Sussax

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Aug 31, 2012
2,771
Brighton
I like it - it doesn't pull any punches, and isn't afraid to laugh at itself. Is it the official thread? The answer, at the moment, is that it's whatever you want it to be. This new approach is bold and exciting - it seems to question the very need for an official thread and I find that very arresting.

Postmodernism at its worst...
 








Mackenzie

Old Brightonian
Nov 7, 2003
34,018
East Wales
I wasn't sure if this car crash of a match day thread was being left to drift into oblivion......anyhow having listened to OG's riveting prematch interview I've come to the conclusion that we can make some money tomorrow.

A 0-0 is currently 15/2 with VC and Corals, which I think is outstanding value given the defensive qualities (and shit attacking threat) that both teams possess.

Good luck :thumbsup:
 




The_Viper

Well-known member
Oct 10, 2010
4,345
Charlotte, NC
Its your choice which thread you post in. Just remember this had some wonderful lyrics, content and a promise of success...
 


dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Let's hope all our sickbed players are well again.
 




dougdeep

New member
May 9, 2004
37,732
SUNNY SEAFORD
Hopefully they won't have Kamara back. Always looks a danger.
 








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