Brighton & Hove Albion - The Biggest Bottlejob Football Club.

[BrightonBottleJobs]

One word: Premiership.

Can't top that. PREMIERSHIP. Just in capitals for you lad.

 

[Postman Pat]

Thanks for joining NSC at last Paul, but I'm not sure if that is the sort of comment the CEO of the Albion should be putting on a message board.

 

[Withdeano]

I think everyone forgets when looking at the table that a win is three points.

You know, I'd forgotten that! The league table looks so different now you've reminded us.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Wilko, Brighton are the biggest bottling cheats going. Look at the minimum wage saga? absolute disgrace of a club. You not seen your diving prick Knockaert on the wings?

For a Palace fan you know a lot about our team and how we play etc.... I think you need a hobby.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

One word: Premiership.

Can't top that. PREMIERSHIP. Just in capitals for you lad.

Two words: Premier League.

Read a book you dullard...

PREMIER LEAGUE. Just in capitals for you cretin.

 

[Driver8]

For a Palace fan you know a lot about our team and how we play etc.... I think you need a hobby.

Or a skip.

 

[Yes Chef]

One word: Premiership.

Can't top that. PREMIERSHIP. Just in capitals for you lad.

You play in the PREMIER LEAGUE, numb nuts.

 

[Betfair Bozo]

One word: Premiership.

Can't top that. PREMIERSHIP. Just in capitals for you lad.

It's two words. Premier League. As you were, lad.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Or a skip.

He's from Croydon, I think he already has and lives in one of those....

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

One word: Premiership.

Can't top that. PREMIERSHIP. Just in capitals for you lad.

You've got the wrong forum mate, we don't play Rugby Union.

 

[Yoda]

One word: Premiership.

Can't top that. PREMIERSHIP. Just in capitals for you lad.

Scottish or Rugby?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

But look at the fantastic return on those wages and transfer fees. 20th highest paying club in Europe and they sit outside of the relegation zone on goal difference. I hope they've got some good relegation clauses in those contracts.

And when they do go down? A stadium fit for League Two. Perhaps that'll be the excuse for not 'wasting' all that lovely lolly on fans expectations for a half decent stadium.

 

[Driver8]

He's from Croydon, I think he already has and lives in one of those....

Wouldn't hurt to have another one or two delivered though.

 

[junior]

He's got a point...

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Wouldn't hurt to have another one or two delivered though.

Nah, bedroom tax innit....

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

And when they do go down? A stadium fit for League Two. Perhaps that'll be the excuse for not 'wasting' all that lovely lolly on fans expectations for a half decent stadium.

See we've been mocking when it's actually been Palace planning for the future all along. Don't we look silly now.

 

[Whoislloydy]

Show us on the doll where the bad man touched you?

 

[Ernest]

No.

 

[Dr. No]

Looking forward to a Sheffield Wednesday win tomorrow night?

No.

 

[Cheggers]

Someone's ferociously wa.nking after too many coca cola's.

That made me proper burst out laughing. Fair play.