Brighton fan at Clapham Junction Station

[Lord Bracknell]

Do they still incinerate unwanted dogs in that big building with the chimneys?

 

[xenophon]

Was it this pikey bastard? He lives in Battersea

 

[Was not Was]

Do they still incinerate unwanted dogs in that big building with the chimneys?

No - they float inflatable pigs over it.

 

[Was not Was]

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[Dave the OAP]

is that an urban myth or did the RAF have to shoot it down over the channekl when the pig broke free and floated off