Brighton and Hove Albion Monopoly

[Muzzatron]

Team coach needs repairs - wheel loose - pay £200

 

[spongy]

Not really. That's an awful lot of money for a board game. I can buy my 15 month old a lot of stuff instead of that. I'm 37 years old. I'd rather have some new underwear or clothes that I need rather than spunk £30 on a bit of tat that will probably only be played once in its life.

 

[Acker79]

Community Chest - You've switched from Withdean Catering to The Amex and lost all your chips!

If they haven't renamed it 'Albion in the Community Chest' they've missed a trick.

 

[Beach Hut]

Complain about queues for transportation to and from the game - Go To Jail

 

[Beach Hut]

Community Chest - Pay a £10 fine for complaining you have to walk round the stadium the opposite way when playing Palace at home

 

[Beach Hut]

Community Chest - For finding the Cup Final money have £400

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

You want a pint. Go back 32 places whilst you queue.

 

[backson]

You bugger up the player recruitment and hire Sami Hyypia - go back 3 years

 

[Bozza]

Shat in the away changing rooms - Go to the Premier League

Objected to planning permission for new stadium - Go back three years

No pies at half-time - Go To the pub

Fixed for you.

 

[Bozza]

Complain about queues for transportation to and from the game - Go To Seagulls Travel

You're not showing much imagination here. Fixed again.

 

[Ernest]

Wouldn't happen in Germany

 

[Bozza]

Wouldn't happen in Germany

Agreed. Why pay for land, when you can just invade it.

What?

 

[desprateseagull]

Community Chest - You've switched from Withdean Catering to The Amex and lost all your chips!

I thought Jordan was the 'Community Chest'..



I'm here all week

 

[chaileyjem]

Not really. That's an awful lot of money for a board game. I can buy my 15 month old a lot of stuff instead of that. I'm 37 years old. I'd rather have some new underwear or clothes that I need rather than spunk £30 on a bit of tat that will probably only be played once in its life.

Buy it . Don't open it. You'll be able to sell it on for £100 in a few years.
The limited edition Monopolies (this is only a few thousand) always increase in value.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Chance - Sack manager on live TV - Go to Sunderland and take most valuable players with you.

 

[Eeyore]

Hyypia appointed as manager. Go back to the Third Division.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Is there only going to be one hotel, and will they build that on FREE PARKING?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Instead of a boot, a hat and a little Scottie dog are the playing counters a little Freddie Mercury, a rampant rabbit and a homeless person in a cardboard box?

If so. Sign me up.

 

[Eeyore]

I wonder if some of last year's strikers were paying a lot of fines, because they certainly didn't take a chance.

 

[Hillian1]

Land on hotel, cant pay, bankrupt.

Rename yourself CPFC2010 and keep playing as if nothing has happened.