Brighton and Hove Albion Christmas Crackers

[Bry Nylon]

Bought of Albion crackers from the Club shop and pulled the first few tonight...

"Why hasn't Sami Hyypia got a dog?"
"Because he can't hold onto a lead."

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Why have the Albion board members taken to wearing a fez?"
"Because they're in denial"

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Why has Tony Bloom got loads of £50 notes hanging out of his bum ?.....'Cos his got PILES of money.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Why isn't Sami climbing up the wall?
Because he's sliding down the table.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Q: What's Sami's favourite pizza?
A: One that's deep pan, crisp and even I know he's a completely sh1t manager.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Why did Sami accidentally phone Ernest instead of Guy Garvey?

Because he doesn't know his ARS from his Elbow.

 

[Goldstone1976]

What's the difference between Sami Hyypia and a decent manager?

About 20 points.

 

[Giraffe]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because David Burke wanted to sign him.

 

[R. Slicker]

Sami has got his eyes on a Korean striker he wants to sign in January.
Win Won soon.

 

[Dan Aitch]

What the difference between NSC's jokes and a bucket of 5hit?

The bucket.

 

[Stuart Munday]

Sami will be here for years to come

 

[Bombadier Botty]

Sami was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" to which the old lady replied "No way, you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"

 

[Bombadier Botty]

Sami has got his eyes on a Korean striker he wants to sign in January.
Win Won soon.

Not forgetting that other Korean striker he was interested in: Soon Leeg Wan.

 

[R. Slicker]

Not forgetting that other Korean striker he was interested in: Soon Leeg Wan.

And next season We will be looking at
Emm Tee Amex

 

[supaseagull]

Sami has no arms
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sami

 

[Bry Nylon]

Mrs Hyypia, Christmas morning after all the presents have been opened: "What are you going to do with the rubbish?"
Sami, pulling on his trainers and grabbing his car keys: "Just some stretches and maybe a few sprints. They've got a match tomorrow."

 

[Bry Nylon]

What have Brighton and Hove Albion and Nemo got in common?

They've both got a useless fin.

 

[R. Slicker]

Sammi is at home Christmas morning, preparing Christmas dinner, Mrs Hyypia asks what are you doing with the vegetables?
:whistles:

 

[jackanada]

Mrs Burke tells David to get a prize Christmas Turkey. Come Christmas day she opens the fridge to find only a scrawny chicken.
"I thought I told you to get a prize Turkey, this won't do for Christmas dinner."
"Yes dear, as you can see that bird is clearly for the development Christmas dinner"
"So where is the bird for the real Christmas dinner?"
"..... Oh God. It's like being back at work"

 

[Bucky]

Pulled the first one tonight,
"Sami Hyypia"