I will go back to my golf club analogy. We've left the golf club which was a chain of golf clubs all operating under the same rules. Members could play golf in 27 different clubs around the area. We've left but are insisting that every single one of those clubs lets us back in, without contributing anything.
Some have said, you may play as a guest. Others just know we've canceled. Unless we ask, how do they know we want to play as a guest?
Still cracks me up that when Farrage (and later, Johnson) suggested that the nations of the EU would crawl over broken glass to sign bespoke deals with a 'free' UK, people believed him. Dear oh dear.
And then they say that leaving the EU was in fact nothing to do with whether we shanked our economy or not if we left. It was all about freedom.
Lovely freedom.