Two Professors
Two Mad Professors
Oops relapse.
Is that you in disguise, Westdene Seagull?
Merriam-Webster definition
retard noun
re·tard
Definition of retard (Entry 2 of 2)
1 \ ri-ˈtärd \ : a holding back or slowing down : RETARDATION
2 \ ˈrē-ˌtärd \ offensive : a person affected with mental retardation
3 \ ˈrē-ˌtärd \ informal usually offensive: a foolish or stupid person
So it depends how you interpret it; those with a predisposition to speak and think the worst will naturally go for definition 2 - that's the way they are.
Unfortunately,creatures like you will always have an excuse for their vileness.And no.Westdene thinks I'm a complete C<n*