[Politics] Brexit

[jaghebby]

Clocks going back means Brexit is delayed by another full hour, moan Brexiters

Turning the clocks back one hour is a cynical attempt by the government to keep us in the EU for longer, insist right-wing ****wits.

Leave voters claim that by the time you even notice your clock is out by one hour; Syria will have already joined the EU.

Critics of the clock change, who number fifty-two percent of the population, insist that the thousand migrant kiddies waiting to enter Britain can now do so under cover of darkness.

Meanwhile, Brexiters have been forced to reset the timer on their Brexit Countdown Clock apps – available for iPhone and Android platforms.

Brexit voter, Simon Williams, said, “Every single extra hour we remain in the EU, an honest British worker loses his job to a dirty, foreign rapist who’s better qualified, multilingual and attracted to your daughter.

“Brexit means Brexit, not Brexit plus one hour.

“On the positive side, Theresa May has an extra hour to put things right.”

But Remain voter, Adrian Borland, said, “Last spring you lost an hour. Get over it.”

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[Raleigh Chopper]

At last this truly dreadful thread has found its rightful place on page 2, and long may it stay there or go down even further.
Oh, hang on a minute, sod it.

 

[nicko31]

Blue Passports wasn't a game changer, but this has to be....

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Blue Passports wasn't a game changer, but this has to be....

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Will our *No Deal* ration books be the same blue as our passports ?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

https://twitter.com/leavemnsleave?lang=en
regards
DR

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Will our *No Deal* ration books be the same blue as our passports ?

still eating you up isn't it ,IT'S TIME YOU REALLY GOT TO GRIPS WITH THE FACT WE'RE LEAVING, NO POINT IN HIDING BEHIND YOUR SOFA
regards
DR

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

https://www.leavemeansleave.eu/events/
regards
DR

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

still eating you up isn't it ,IT'S TIME YOU REALLY GOT TO GRIPS WITH THE FACT WE'RE LEAVING, NO POINT IN HIDING BEHIND YOUR SOFA
regards
DR

Are you a bot ?

Do you need an algorithm upgrade, or the latest dictionary patch ?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Are you a bot ?

Do you need an algorithm upgrade, or the latest dictionary patch ?

leave means leave, deal with it
regards
DR

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

leave means leave, deal with it
regards
DR

You clearly need the latest engine assembly upgrade.

 

[Pretty Plnk Fairy]

You clearly need the latest engine assembly upgrade.

Typical toby why don't you emigrate to somewhere where they speak the language of snowflakes so we can keep are culture its not much too ask and close the door when you leave becaue it means leave

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Typical toby why don't you emigrate to somewhere where they speak the language of snowflakes so we can keep are culture its not much too ask and close the door when you leave becaue it means leave

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No point in following a bot down the rabbit hole, so blocked until the NSC anti-virus software kicks in.

 

[Da Man Clay]

No point in following a bot down the rabbit hole, so blocked until the NSC anti-virus software kicks in.

You’ve been wooshed... not enough capitals for it to be PPF. In the quote you’ve posted.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

You’ve been wooshed... not enough capitals for it to be PPF. In the quote you’ve posted.

Yes, I have indeed been wooshed.

Luckily I blocked the bot, and not the parody of the bot.

 

[Baldseagull]

 

[Blue3]

Leave means leave which promotes the response
Just walk away it’s just a catch phrase a bit like
Hi Di Hi promotes the response Hi Di Ho

No one thinks Brexit is going well, led as it was by hard Brexiters
Who got us nowhere so Mrs May has had to take personal
control and is being far more pragmatic than Mr Davis and Mr Johnson
Ever were.

What has been the problem from day one is it’s been a black and white question
To a multicoloured situation, it was still is and I still fear will continue to be a mess

 

[jaghebby]

THIS IS WHAT WE’RE THROWING AWAY| Because old Keith in Clayton-on-Sea doesn’t like to hear foreign accents in the chippy!

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[nicko31]

THIS IS WHAT WE’RE THROWING AWAY| Because old Keith in Clayton-on-Sea doesn’t like to hear foreign accents in the chippy!

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You only have to look at the growth forecasts to realise the UK is going to be stuck in the slow lane for the foreseeable. If we don't get a deal we'll be broken down on the hard shoulder.

What we are doing made no sense 2 years ago and even less sense now

 

[ManOfSussex]

An utter car crash of a performance in front of The Home Affairs Select Committee on what will happen in a no deal scenario on settled status for EU nationals and employers, landlords etc checks as well as what 'sub optimal' post Brexit border security would actually mean by The Home Office Permanent Secretary, The Director General of Border Force and the ever clueless Immigration Minister Caroline Nokes by all accounts. Additional Border Force staff numbers have mysteriously fallen too from the previous target of 1000. EU and EEA citizens will not have to join rest of the world queues at UK points of entry, but UK citizens 'may' have to at EU ones according to Nokes and 'quite feasible' significant delays will be faced. Just 650 people registered on a pilot for Settled Status with just 5 months to go. Total shambles on the horizon. As expected.

 

[vegster]

You only have to look at the growth forecasts to realise the UK is going to be stuck in the slow lane for the foreseeable. If we don't get a deal we'll be broken down on the hard shoulder.

What we are doing made no sense 2 years ago and even less sense now

Blue Passports though!