Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
Brentford is the only ground I have ever been thrown out of.
I was full(ers) of London Pride on entering the ground and with 5 minutes to go to half time I was dying for a p**s.
As I was in the stand I had to make my way down to the khazis at the bottom of the steps, but due to far too many Albion fans behind the goal, a steward stopped me from going down because of the bun fight.
I told him that I was busting, he just said tough, you will have to wait, the whistle went and the crowd got worse.
I told him I either go down now or i stand here and p**s myself, he told me to p**s myself then.
I lost it, called him a f*****g w*****r, my arm was straight up behind my back and I was frogmarched to the gates and chucked out.
I gave him pelters from behind the gates, he said, do you want some then, he came out the ground and we had a punch up in the street.
I landed some good ones, but he caught me with a cracker and I was on my back.
Picking myself up I went into the pub, had my p**s,counted my teeth, and went for a pint, only my wallet had fallen out of my jacket during the scrap.
I went back outside in the dark and found my wallet in the road, back to the pub and had a quick pint.
As I walked round the corner, the gate to the terrace was open, with 2 stewards guarding it, but I walked straight in and watched the 2nd half from the Ealing road terrace.
Sometimes I miss the lower leagues.
When I was last at Brentford OGH was in the stands with us. Very nice chap he is.