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[The Spanish]

I have just had some crisps and there is a pigeon with one leg on the window ledge.

 

[aftershavedave]

you have pigeons at sea?

 

[skipper734]

I have just installed a new CD head unit in my motor. It did work when it first went in and now it doesn't. I think I have fried the fecking thing. GRRRRR.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

What is his other leg on?

Give him a crisp.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

We ran over a pidgeon this morning in Cranbourne Street. We felt quite bad till seconds later the council hoovered it up feathers n' all without even a short prayer

 

[Wozza]

you have pigeons at sea?

 

[wellquickwoody]

I've just had to explain to a customer who believed his new motorcycle helmet was deformed that actually his head was deformed!

 

[Everest]

I have just installed a new CD head unit in my motor. It did work when it first went in and now it doesn't. I think I have fried the fecking thing. GRRRRR.

Have you tried...

Nah, can't be bothered.

 

[Lokki 7]

I have just had some crisps and there is a pigeon with one leg on the window ledge.

This is a true story. A pigeon was sitting on the window ledge on my office building and a MASSIVE seagull flew in, grabbed it and ate it whilst 50 blokes jumped up and down pointing several inches away. Ok it's not breaking news cos it was 6 months ago but it was a stunning spectacle.

That is all.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

This is a true story. A pigeon was sitting on the window ledge on my office building and a MASSIVE seagull flew in, grabbed it and ate it whilst 50 blokes jumped up and down pointing several inches away. Ok it's not breaking news cos it was 6 months ago but it was a stunning spectacle.

That is all.

Was it at lunchtime perchance? Might explain it innit.

ps I've just heated up some leftover veggie chilli & it still tastes pretty good actually. That is all.

 

[csider]

i backed 3 horses, 2 coming 2nd

 

[Questions]

I`ve just brought a mirror from a shop next to the old Woolworths and its 52in wide and 48in long and only cost 29 pound.
All quiet on the pigeon front though.

 

[skipper734]

Have you tried...

Nah, can't be bothered.

Yes! Yes! Yes! It's going back to Argos in the morning.

 

[jimmypbha]

I have just had some crisps and there is a pigeon with one leg on the window ledge.

Random, I like it.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

**Hoveside Pigeon Update**

Thought I just saw one flying towards my window, but it turned out to be a leaf.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I have just had some crisps and there is a pigeon with one leg on the window ledge.

What KIND of crisps?

 

[Marc1901]

I had some Maryland biscuits earlier ..

 

[Skaville]

We had a chinese tonight. We made our own special fried rice to save money and it was quite nice.

 

[Seagullible]

I just picked the biggest bogey ever from my left nostril

 

[thejackal]

I just picked the biggest bogey ever from my left nostril

This post is useless without pics!!