Breaking news at Millwall

[dougdeep]

oh good follow-up

Credit where it's due.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

You've cod to admire their honesty.

 

[Easy 10]

Good to see they wern't a shrimping violet at coming forward.




(Sorry, that was rubbish).

 

[Trufflehound]

(Sorry, that was rubbish).

I dunno. I nearly pulled a mussel I was laughing so much.

 

[Brixtaan]

I dunno. I nearly pulled a mussel I was laughing so much.

Now you're (s)boiling it.

 

[Easy 10]

I dunno. I nearly pulled a mussel I was laughing so much.

You mean you couldn't kipper straight face ?

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I can't sea what all the com-Oceans about

 

[Man of Harveys]

I thought Millwall were planning to appoint the former Chelsea tinkerman Claudio moules ma-Ranieri

 

[dougdeep]

Whelk em to the bad joke thread.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I thought Millwall were planning to appoint the former Chelsea tinkerman Claudio moules ma-Ranieri

That is just pourpoise

 

[blockhseagull]

I didn't realise i was going to start a thread of fish puns

 

[Easy 10]

I didn't realise i was going to start a thread of fish puns

I don't get it

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I didn't realise i was going to start a thread of fish puns

Try.

I didn't EELise i was going to start a thread of fish puns

 

[Trufflehound]

NSC is the official fish pun message board. If you TRAWL through the older threads you'll WINKLE out plenty more like this one.

 

[dougdeep]

Some of Huss are Dab hands at this sort of Fin.

 

[Hiney]

I think it belongs to someone wearing a SHELLFISH SUIT

*I'll get my fin*

 

[JJ McClure]

Oh joy another thread full of utterly shit puns

 

[Trufflehound]

Some of Huss are Dab hands at this sort of Fin.

Oooh.. A triple whammy - I like it.

This thread is defnitely the plaice to be.

 

[Hiney]

They found the card after the sunday morning TRAWLER round for lost property

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oh, we've moved from crustaceans to fish have we?

I'm trout of here.