Bradley Dack

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

"Will Smith - Men in Black"

Uh...
Here comes the Bradley Dack

BLACK. of COURSE.

I'm annoyed I didn't go down that route. Well played.

 

[Don Tmatter]

Skalak-a-Dack-a-bing-Bong

Skalak-a-Dack-a-Dunk-Bong?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

"Will Smith - Men in Black"

Uh...
Here comes the Bradley Dack

"He's not a defender
Here comes the Bradley Dack
His free-kicks a quite the bender"

Needs work....

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I see a red card and I hope it is not Dack
I don't care who it is as long as it's not Dack

 

[sdmartin1]

This guy is class, would be a good signing.

 

[Boy Blue]

No thanks. Looks like Ryan Harley.

 

[Albumen]

I want you Dack for good.

 

[lizard]

Would certainly lighten the blow of Stephens going.

 

[rinswun]

Our Bradley is great, put goals on a plate
makes your de-fenders cry.
Scores hommme and away,
Oh Bradley Dacks a Seagull,
you'll hear us say

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Our Bradley is great, put goals on a plate
makes your de-fenders cry.
Scores hommme and away,
Oh Bradley Dacks a Seagull,
you'll hear us say

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Everyone should know where their Towell is.

I threw mine in years ago.

 

[BensGrandad]

Would certainly lighten the blow of Stephens going.

Not really it is like replacing sirloin steak with braising steak and expecting to grill it and get the same result.

 

[madinthehead]

Everyone should know where their Towell is.

any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his Towell is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

 

[Bakero]

"He's not a defender
Here comes the Bradley Dack
His free-kicks a quite the bender"

Needs work....

With goals on his agenda

 

[Machiavelli]

Fits in with our "go easy on Warren Aspinal" policy of maximising the number of 4 letter names.

I can hear him now speaking of Lewis Dack and Bradley Dunk.

 

[Nathan]

I can hear him now speaking of Lewis Dack and Bradley Dunk.

More likely Dewis Lack and Dradley Buck.

 

[MattBackHome]

More likely Dewis Lack and Dradley Buck.

Or Drewis Luck and Dadley Bank

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

With goals on his agenda

So,

Here comes the Bradley Dack
Terrifies defenders
Here comes the Bradley Dack
With goals on his agenda.





winner.

 

[perseus]

Same height as Pritchard, Knockaert, Baldock, so but at 19 years old, surely we would loan him back?

Incidentally, I would pen Dale Stephens as a middle of the park midfielder, a part of the pitch which I noticed (centre circle) that we were weak vs Forest.

CAREER GOAL SCORING

Stephens 263... 36... 14% (15% @ Brighton)
Sidwell 474... 62... 13%
Norwood 225... 17... 7.5%
Kayal 318... 14... 4%
Bridcutt 227... 3... 1.3%
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Brian Horton 610+... (74+)... 15%
218 33


Pritchard 19% (cf. Baldock 20%)

Clayton 7%
Hendrick 13%
Jedinak 11%
Will Hughes 7% (12% assists)
Zaha 11%

Danny Wilson 25% at Brighton.

Knockaert 33% @ Brighton. plus 25% assists
at Leicester 20% plus 20% assists

 

[symyjym]

I can hear him now speaking of Lewis Dack and Bradley Dunk.

Good job we didn't get Duffy.