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Betfair Bozo

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2007
2,107
I fully accept that but feel that at Sheff Utd Nigel Clough saw enough to form an opinion but public opinion out weighed that.

He has also seen enough in Chris O'Grady ffs. Please stop banging the Ched Evans drum and find us a player who isn't a convicted rapist.
 










JCL666

absurdism
Sep 23, 2011
2,190
Clearly it's Vicente.

I wish it was..... Can you imagine?

Vicente has spent a year eating clean, resting and for the last 3 months has been on a gruelling conditioning programme.
"I have returned to Brighton, as I love the fans. I always felt that I could have done more and now is my chance to help".

As player manager, he incredibly plays every minute of every game until the end of the season, single handed taking the club from relegation into a play off place.

In the play off semis he breaks his arm, but names himself as a sub for the final.

At Wembley a goal down against Bournemouth with 15 minutes to go, he brings himself on (like Pele in Escape to Victory).
He sets up Solly March for the equaliser with a gliding run from the halfway line beating 5 players, (like against Derby).

Then in the dying seconds, Calde sends over a looping cross, Vicente with his back to goal on the edge of the area, in slow motion (again like Pele in Escape to Victory), he acrobatically somersaults and with an audacious overhead kick, the ball arcs towards the top corner, the keeper stretches but he can't reach it.....

The crowd goes crazy.......

Oh well.
 






Insel affe

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
24,337
Brighton factually.....
I wish it was..... Can you imagine?

Vicente has spent a year eating clean, resting and for the last 3 months has been on a gruelling conditioning programme.
"I have returned to Brighton, as I love the fans. I always felt that I could have done more and now is my chance to help".

As player manager, he incredibly plays every minute of every game until the end of the season, single handed taking the club from relegation into a play off place.

In the play off semis he breaks his arm, but names himself as a sub for the final.

At Wembley a goal down against Bournemouth with 15 minutes to go, he brings himself on (like Pele in Escape to Victory).
He sets up Solly March for the equaliser with a gliding run from the halfway line beating 5 players, (like against Derby).

Then in the dying seconds, Calde sends over a looping cross, Vicente with his back to goal on the edge of the area, in slow motion (again like Pele in Escape to Victory), he acrobatically somersaults and with an audacious overhead kick, the ball arcs towards the top corner, the keeper stretches but he can't reach it.....

The crowd goes crazy.......

Oh well.

Wake up.....

It's time for your cornflakes......
 


glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
I wish it was..... Can you imagine?

Vicente has spent a year eating clean, resting and for the last 3 months has been on a gruelling conditioning programme.
"I have returned to Brighton, as I love the fans. I always felt that I could have done more and now is my chance to help".

As player manager, he incredibly plays every minute of every game until the end of the season, single handed taking the club from relegation into a play off place.

In the play off semis he breaks his arm, but names himself as a sub for the final.

At Wembley a goal down against Bournemouth with 15 minutes to go, he brings himself on (like Pele in Escape to Victory).
He sets up Solly March for the equaliser with a gliding run from the halfway line beating 5 players, (like against Derby).

Then in the dying seconds, Calde sends over a looping cross, Vicente with his back to goal on the edge of the area, in slow motion (again like Pele in Escape to Victory), he acrobatically somersaults and with an audacious overhead kick, the ball arcs towards the top corner, the keeper stretches but he can't reach it.....

The crowd goes crazy.......

Oh well.

I don't know what you are on ........................but can I have some :lolol:
 




WhingForPresident

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NSC Patron
Feb 23, 2009
17,268
Marlborough
I wish it was..... Can you imagine?

Vicente has spent a year eating clean, resting and for the last 3 months has been on a gruelling conditioning programme.
"I have returned to Brighton, as I love the fans. I always felt that I could have done more and now is my chance to help".

As player manager, he incredibly plays every minute of every game until the end of the season, single handed taking the club from relegation into a play off place.

In the play off semis he breaks his arm, but names himself as a sub for the final.

At Wembley a goal down against Bournemouth with 15 minutes to go, he brings himself on (like Pele in Escape to Victory).
He sets up Solly March for the equaliser with a gliding run from the halfway line beating 5 players, (like against Derby).

Then in the dying seconds, Calde sends over a looping cross, Vicente with his back to goal on the edge of the area, in slow motion (again like Pele in Escape to Victory), he acrobatically somersaults and with an audacious overhead kick, the ball arcs towards the top corner, the keeper stretches but he can't reach it.....

The crowd goes crazy.......

Oh well.

I still have pretty regular dreams in which he plays for us. Sad I know.
 


nwgull

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2003
14,533
Manchester
I wish it was..... Can you imagine?

Vicente has spent a year eating clean, resting and for the last 3 months has been on a gruelling conditioning programme.
"I have returned to Brighton, as I love the fans. I always felt that I could have done more and now is my chance to help".

As player manager, he incredibly plays every minute of every game until the end of the season, single handed taking the club from relegation into a play off place.

In the play off semis he breaks his arm, but names himself as a sub for the final.

At Wembley a goal down against Bournemouth with 15 minutes to go, he brings himself on (like Pele in Escape to Victory).
He sets up Solly March for the equaliser with a gliding run from the halfway line beating 5 players, (like against Derby).

Then in the dying seconds, Calde sends over a looping cross, Vicente with his back to goal on the edge of the area, in slow motion (again like Pele in Escape to Victory), he acrobatically somersaults and with an audacious overhead kick, the ball arcs towards the top corner, the keeper stretches but he can't reach it.....

The crowd goes crazy.......

Oh well.
Who stands up in the Bournemouth directors' box and applauds the overhead goal enthusiastically, to the shock and disdain of those sitting around him?
 


marshy68

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2011
2,868
Brighton
I wish it was..... Can you imagine?

Vicente has spent a year eating clean, resting and for the last 3 months has been on a gruelling conditioning programme.
"I have returned to Brighton, as I love the fans. I always felt that I could have done more and now is my chance to help".

As player manager, he incredibly plays every minute of every game until the end of the season, single handed taking the club from relegation into a play off place.

In the play off semis he breaks his arm, but names himself as a sub for the final.

At Wembley a goal down against Bournemouth with 15 minutes to go, he brings himself on (like Pele in Escape to Victory).
He sets up Solly March for the equaliser with a gliding run from the halfway line beating 5 players, (like against Derby).

Then in the dying seconds, Calde sends over a looping cross, Vicente with his back to goal on the edge of the area, in slow motion (again like Pele in Escape to Victory), he acrobatically somersaults and with an audacious overhead kick, the ball arcs towards the top corner, the keeper stretches but he can't reach it.....

The crowd goes crazy.......

Oh well.

i am aroused
 




JCL666

absurdism
Sep 23, 2011
2,190
Who stands up in the Bournemouth directors' box and applauds the overhead goal enthusiastically, to the shock and disdain of those sitting around him?

An injured Tommy Elphick.

And no one can figure out why he's shouting "Victoire, Victoire"
 




TWOCHOICEStom

Well-known member
Sep 22, 2007
10,910
Brighton
I wish it was..... Can you imagine?

Vicente has spent a year eating clean, resting and for the last 3 months has been on a gruelling conditioning programme.
"I have returned to Brighton, as I love the fans. I always felt that I could have done more and now is my chance to help".

As player manager, he incredibly plays every minute of every game until the end of the season, single handed taking the club from relegation into a play off place.

In the play off semis he breaks his arm, but names himself as a sub for the final.

At Wembley a goal down against Bournemouth with 15 minutes to go, he brings himself on (like Pele in Escape to Victory).
He sets up Solly March for the equaliser with a gliding run from the halfway line beating 5 players, (like against Derby).

Then in the dying seconds, Calde sends over a looping cross, Vicente with his back to goal on the edge of the area, in slow motion (again like Pele in Escape to Victory), he acrobatically somersaults and with an audacious overhead kick, the ball arcs towards the top corner, the keeper stretches but he can't reach it.....

The crowd goes crazy.......

Oh well.


Why? Why would you do that? Just as we were starting to get over the heartache?

YOU MONSTER
 
















Papa Lazarou

Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
Jul 7, 2003
19,361
Worthing
Sounds interesting - I wonder when we'll know?
 


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